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There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

bestquius

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

nesskain

Sloom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfqjReRstcc

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littlechinesedoll

cannon-fannon

JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD.

actualcandyforducks

I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS IS A TRUE CINEMATIC TREASURE OF OUR TIME

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EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME THIS IS ON MY DASH I THINK IT’S A PORNO.

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ldrsociety

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

switxh-theorum

we need this

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gonna put it on my dick

mandiblemouth-deactivated201704

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

theoriginaljordge

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

mjolnirspower

I would send messages in morse code

take-me-tom-hiddleston

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

lucilliasheyff

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mrmng93

meaningfulsilence

Micro-photography of individual snowflakes by Alexey Kljatov

wardenjune

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He could honest to god drill me like an oil rig trying to bust the earths crust and get to that sweet liquid reservoir.

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Girl, amen.

toodrunktofindaurl

#honestly as gay as i am#this man can tap it

moonlettuce

I’m pretty sure everyone would be happy with Jason Momoa tapping that. Including straight men and lesbians.

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#jason mamoa transcends sexuality

melliousbellious

a khal who cannot ride drives

ohsoswiftly

strawberryfck-deactivated201711

"I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD"

shitshilarious

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

frankarnstein

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

nottonight-imonfire

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

captnamari

I CAN BAKE ALL OF THESE IM SURE

cigarettesandguitarstrings

I SPIT ON YOUR DAMN SHOE

tinsnip

I MADE ALL THE SANDWICH JOKES

xerai

I ATE BACON OFF YOUR DAMN SHIRT

sushinfood

I SPANKED OFF TO THE GUMSHOE

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Shining ! Running ! Forever

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meladoodle

this is my favourite thing

uyuro

i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed

thebatmn

Chris Pratt, Comic-Con portrait.

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princesswetkitty

no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

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For real though

castielismycherrypie

Ok guys I need to talk about this movie.

The Breakfast Club came out in 1985 and to this day is, in my opinion, one of the greatest damn movies ever to barely even have a script.

During the famous “dance” scene, Molly Ringwald, who played the “princess” Claire, was supposed to a small little dance by herself, but she was shy so all of them did some dancing together, creating one of the most famous film scene’s to date. It was improvised.

During the scene in the film where the characters sat down and told why they were their, there was NO SCRIPT. John Huges told the cast to sit there and improvise why they thought their characters were there, creating that heart wrenching scene everyone could relate to.

EVERYONE can relate to this movie and thats the best damn thing.

On March 24, 1984, five students entered a detention room thinking it was just another Saturday. Before the day was over, they broke the rules, bared their souls, and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible.

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THE BREAKFAST CLUB.