The Hell Did You Just Get Into

Nothing you've ever seen before...... Ok maybe you have seen it before

[mrkwonandmrchoibabygirl]

*Me looking at the picture for a minute * Also me:“FUCK ME DADDY TILL MY FACE FALLS OFF!!!! (is it only me that have this reaction?)

[bts-jimin16]

BTS / Hyung-Line Reaction to You Straddling Them

Namjoon He would be slightly taken aback at your sudden movement from your previous position on the couch next to him to straddling his lap laying your head on his chest, but not at all objecting to it.  If your intention was to get a reaction out of him or not it surely caused one.  A gasp left your lips as you felt Namjoon’s hands suddenly slide down your back to grope your ass, looking up at him you saw a smirk playing at the corner of his lips, thoughts about where this could lead clearly running through his mind. You smiled at him going along with his actions as you leaned up to meet his lips planting a soft kiss as your hand slowly made there way up to his neck. Your somewhat innocent make out session on the couch somehow lead to you both in his bedroom on the bed with his hands wondering up your shirt and your hands hopelessly tangled in his hair. “How did we get in here?”

Seokjin

Jin was busy on his phone looking at God knows what, his eyes glued to the bright screen as you were irritably loosing patience for him to give you even a sliver of his attention. Not being able to resist your boyfriend anymore you without any hesitation climbed onto his lap straddling his hips with your legs. Knowing that this would definitely get his attention you continued by wrapping your arms around with neck nuzzling your face in the side of his neck, his eyes finally detaching from looking at his phone to curiously look at you wondering what was the reason behind your actions, as you started to place soft kisses along his jaw he instantly knew why you placed yourself in his lap, he knew you wanted him to give you his attention. Realizing that he was ignoring you for the past couple of hours he pulled you back detaching your lips from his face only to replace it with his plump lips, he kissed you with so much passion you had to take a minute to adjust your breathing when he pulled away. “Does my princess want my attention”

Yoongi

It was pass midnight now approaching 2 in the morning and Yoongi was still seated in front of his desk typing away on his laptop like he was for the past 8 hours. You wondered sometimes how he could go hours on end sitting in the same spot only getting up to use the bathroom or to get something out of the fridge. He told you he was coming to bed over 3 hours ago and you were still waiting up for him just to make sure that he does eventually come to bed instead of staying up all night like he had done consecutive days before. Sighing impatiently you got up from your space in bed making your way into his home studio to find him in the exact same spot you had left him, bags growing under his now red eyes. Knowing exactly what would take his mind off his work you approached him from behind and wrapped your arms around his shoulder but he retorted saying you were going to distract him and that’s exactly what you wanted, so you continued with your actions and walked around this time stepping in front of him blocking him front getting to his laptop and straddled his lap. He wined frustrated that you interpreted him but soon gave in when you attached your lips to his,  placing his hands on your hips kissing you back he completely forgot about what he was doing on the laptop and gave you his full attention.  Not wanting to break your heated kiss he stood up with your legs wrapped around his waist and carried you back to the bedroom and gently placed you on the bed, all the while still keeping your lips connected. When you two finally broke apart he engulfed you in his arms, your head laid on his chest as you both drifted off into a must needed sleep. “Good night babe”

Hoseok

Hoseok had just walked through the door extremely exhausted from the long day he had at practice, from helping choreograph dances for their comeback stages to helping the other members get their moves right. All he wanted was to take a shower and cuddle with his girlfriend until he fell asleep. But when you saw your boyfriend stretched out across the couch covered in a thin layer of sweat his chest slightly heaving from his long day you couldn’t resist how hot he looked. Being wary of the fact that he was tired you gently climbed on top of him, wrapped your arms around his torso with each of your legs on each side of his. He smiled loving your embraced and returned the gesture wrapping his arms around you pulling you closer to him. You looked up at him and moved up his chest to reach his face to attached your lips to his. He immediately reacted kissing you back leaning up into the kiss savouring your lips, this was exactly what he needed to relieve his stress. He absolutely adored you for your sweet gestures when he was stressed or when when he just wanted to unravel from a long day at work. Not caring he had just came from practice and was covered in sweat you deepened the kiss enjoying this moment but to your dismay he reluctantly pulled away your lips no longer on his as you gave him a curious look. “Babe I have to take a shower” he chuckled.

[okayysophia]

#Blackboyjoy😊😍

[nipsndnaps-deactivated20170717]

I’m patiently waiting for American men to be comfortable moving their waist while dancing. That shit sexy af

[ahshmeeeee-in-wonderland]

^^^^

[thoughtsof-r]

lol really tho ^^^

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[bellygangstaboo]

I almost choked.

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

BTS as the ‘Suite life of Zack and Cody’ characters

Seokjin as Carey

the mom friend

needs a break because children drive him insane

single parent because other half (namjoon) is a successful musician

amazing singer

not appreciated for it

gives great advice

really patient god bless

Yoongi as Mr. Moseby

Leave me alone

Don’t destroy my hotel (studio)

I hate kids (actually reall fond of them

idgaf game is strong

very hard working 

dedicated

acts like he don’t care

he care

he care very much

needs esteban (hoseok)

sassy af

Hoseok as Esteban

Happy machine

Very helpful

innocent

the mood maker

good looking 

very supporter

loves mr moseby aka yoongi v v much

a literal kid

don’t even think about angering him

loyal af

Namjoon as Maddie

wants to be president

who cares they are president

they’re the reason the A grade was created

they invented IQ

follow rules religiously

can act super duper childish at times

hella hella smart

watch out they will fite u

but you can’t take them seriously because smol bean

Jimin as Cody

cutie patootie

always tryna avoid danger

protect them

a very good friend

just a good human being in general

but is secretly very mischievious 

and they like to have their own fun

super duper talented

Taehyung as London

does not give two shits

literally do whatever the fuck they want

life is a party

treats pet like they’re gold

hella weird but hella fun

aka blank tae

but they’re super considerate deep inside

actually a softie

very good at hiding pain

a rare but worthy friend

Jungkook as Zack

Hands down everyone is at the edge of their toes because of this kid

drives people nuts

talks people into doing what they want

adventurous

loves gaming

breaking the rules

rebel

acts like a 2 year old

can be very responsible when the time comes

can also act maturely 

will fite you if you treat someone they love unfairly

Bang PD as Mr. Tipton

Where is he

who is he

what is he

everyone’s favourite somehow

actually the reason why shit is happening

can be a lil insensitive sometimes (TREAT SEOKJIN RIGHT DAMMIT)

but its all cool bruh

[xiuchens]

damn that sass

[1yixings]

she’s so done with all his misogyny and sexism

[biodegrade]

[meinewortesindwundershon-deacti]

damn, Tina!

[sourcedumal]

Tina is about that life.

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

I love the confidence that Tina slowly has been growing

[ultrakdramamama]

Lmao GD😂😂😂😂

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[gay-duck]

Guys please appreciate my adorable tiny Jewish physiology teacher and his shirt

[mustardprecum]

Reblogging for the shirt, and the poster behind him

[malmao]

i love him

[sharkboxes]

[therealbornfree]

Kathy Griffin got crazy and deep, she earned the hot seat..But I remember when they depicted Obama as a monkey shot dead in the street..The NY Post said it was satire, quoted the 1st amendment..I guess you can threaten a president when he’s an African descendant

Born Free #therealbornfree (via therealbornfree)

[twiceloveclub]

low quality pic but high quality goddess

[bunnybugs]