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tiktoksformyfriends

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

bitemeilovewaffles

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

theshitpostcalligrapher

vibes tbh

#i adore this

were--ralph

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

were--ralph

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

were--ralph

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

were--ralph

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

were--ralph

exactly

inthesensethat

cordic

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

butch-of-the-blades

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

jethroq

in UK this is a Taskmaster challenge, in Finland this would be Fear Factor

badassdemonsword

Literally me when i listen to rock music

the-lamplighter

Persepolis

wearepaladin

Rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi

persona-game-info

Persona 6 Official Announcement Teaser

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #persona

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

meliohy

Don’t hide that in the tags @thevastness

yviisxo

rest in peace to this diva

97642

animentality

arrowandaxe

bee-in-your-binnet

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

apatheticfluorescence

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

headspace-hotel

Shakespeare is like this

insufferablepirate

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

wallisninety-six

Today’s Sunday.

sixshotstothedome-deactivated20

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

animentality

musiicpix3l

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

fluffmugger

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

nealashitposts

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway