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xanaxfarts

4000cc breast implants :)

mackie-ds

brblifuk

tokijin-deactivated20170926

chinesegook

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

mareya

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

tomblogger

How do you find $999 on the floor?

chinesegook

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

iwiazumi-deactivated20150910

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

coolcud

Fuck it

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Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

tokijin-deactivated20170926

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

yuzupool

Cant Risk It

shasta-brah

I’m laughing more than i should be

movedtothickhairandnounderw-blog

Lmao these are great

scr34m

i just want this picture on my blog

sensitive-inferno

In which I become superstitious.

glumshoe

The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”

Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”

pallidprincess

ship are you making a callout post for faeries

elvensemi

#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS

theworldsactuallynotthatsmall-d

This is the quality content I look for on my dash

dad-nixilis

The only bro code worth following.

lulubellule-kfp

🕯🧎‍♀️📿 <— this is me manifesting for Kung Fu panda 4

ruinedchildhood

Shrek as an 80's Dark Fantasy Film

sephiramy

the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet

discuss

apocalypse-polakiewicz

tozozozo

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one of my favorite aspects of the incredible Mouse in Manhattan is how vicarious and sympathetic the filmmaking is—warped perspective, exaggerated scale, and general height discrepancies put the viewer in Jerry’s point of view, encouraged to share the wonderment rather than trivialize it. genuinely astounding how the environments can seem both so gorgeous and mystifying as much as they are alienating and vast, almost lonely. the viewer feels just as small as Jerry and that is intended as a strength, never painted as a detriment (no “look at the silly mouse pretending glass is ice!” in tone).

in a series that is structured on irreverence, violence, and disingenuousness from the characters, Mouse in Manhattan is a great breach of formula and enigmatic in its sincerity. one of a kind and works to its advantage through its novelty.

duckblogging

anarchist

crow-folio

TIME TO REST

A short comic about Tiffany Aching and Sam Vimes, two of Discworld’s hardest working characters. The recent conversation about crunch inspired me to make this piece.

sadhoc

Deleted the reblog for other reasons but. Jowling kowling rowling’s new book where the villain has ME, POTS, fibromyalgia, and Allodynia is going to be the first time a lot of able bodied people hear about these conditions. And it’s also going to be the first time that a lot of people who have these conditions see them in print. The harm that will do is immeasurable

cistematicchaos

Especially since JKR is known for successful campaigns against marginalized groups, including disabled people. She uses disability as a tragedy. She uses disability to discredit people, to villanize people and able-bodied people soak that shit up like a sponge. I can imagine way too well how horribly this shit is going to go down and I’m already exhausted.

sadhoc

this is fine to reblog btw. and also with able bodied people it's like. they resent the idea that some people are sick all the time. they have a sort of constant low level anger towards us for not being able to meet their standards of productivity and physical perfection as proxy for moral purity. what stories that have disabled villains can do is take that resentment and stoke it into outright hatred and violence

tikkunolamorgtfo

(just for due diligence—and so JKR defenders won't come on here trying to discredit everything above on a technicality—according to this very good thread breaking down all the ableism on display in the novel and the harm it might cause, the character in question isn't technically THE villain in terms of being the killer, but is still portrayed in a very negative light by Rowling, nonetheless. I highly recommend the linked thread for more insight, because yeah... OOOF)

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filthburger

they’ll never get across the street at this rate

taichi-kungfu-online

Workout For Daily Life

chitarra10

Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.

800-dick-pics

if youre hypermobile or have eds be careful with some of these

mysharona1987

scholarlyapproach

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!

Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good.

They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up.

THEY DID THIS TO RIBS.

Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up.

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!

askmace

They did the same to brisket. You used to be able to get brisket for less than a dollar a pound, which meant you could get a twenty pound brisket fairly cheaply. And then you smoked it, sliced it, and had meat for weeks if not a full month. And it was tasty. I grew up eating brisket at least once a month because my family could afford it.

It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’.

But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket. Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque. And the price of brisket went up. A lot.

I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now. And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes. It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious.

Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’. Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls? Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages.

Noticed the prices of fajita meat, chicken thighs, or ham hocks has gone up recently? You guessed it. Rich people are taking our food and now we’re scrambling to afford the things that we grew up eating.

auroraluciferi

Lobster is a perfect example of this phenomenon. For hundreds of years, lobster was regarded as a sort of insect larvae from the depth of the sea. It had zero appeal as a “luxury food” until people living in NY and Boston developed a taste for it. Before the 19th century, it was considered a “poverty food” or used as fertilizer and bait - some household servants specified in employment agreements that they would not eat lobster more than twice a week. It was also commonly served at prisons, which tells you something about prison food.

Only by cleverly marketing lobster as an indulgence for the privileged made it cost so much. It became a vehicle for enormous profit spawning a multi-billion dollar global industry in the process. This mythical affection for lobster flesh - not its practical value in terms of taste, nutrition, or any other reasonable consideration - drives its value.

blackwitchmagicwoman-deactivate

LMAO. Wait.

thegrimmlovely

Anyone else’s eye twitchin?

strongorcbutch-deactivated20220

Food gentrification is a long standing practice and it’s some of the most evil shit I can think of. It’s why I refuse for example as someone living in the US to buy things with Quinoa in them. It is specifically pricing an indigenous population out of their prime staple food. It’s a horrific invasion of one of the final requirements of staying alive.

heywriters

Chicken wings. My mom gripes about this every time we’re at the store because they were cheap, garbage meat all her life until Buffalo wings or whatever came along. Her favorite part of the chicken, lol, and now they’re a luxury buy which she never indulges in.

magimerlyn

Guys

Ramen and sushi were street food

iwt-v

Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

Betty White: First Lady of Television (Netflix)

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.