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simon // they/them //

[faithdeans]

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

[faithdeans]

IT WORKS!!!!

[faithdeans]

MP3 PALYER

[faithdeans]

[vampiremuney]

[faithdeans]

[digitaldiscipline]

how many times did dean winchester get knocked up in that fucking show

[the-haiku-bot]

how many times did

dean winchester get knocked up

in that fucking show

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[reanimatedjuniper]

girl who's died a thousand times and soon will die a thousand more: I think I'm starting to feel a bit better actually

[scleraphone]

breaking the cycle

[mrsterlingeverything]

I will do anything to be free

[longnuts]

Even escape?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont know. Can i do that

[ashoss]

from the drafts..

[kadencrafter78]

I will say I have mad respect for Jack Drake in terms of doing the one reasonable thing the parent of a teenage vigilante should do upon finding out their child is a teenage vigilante--stopping them from being a teenage vigilante.

If I found out that Bruce Wayne was training *my* kid to be Robin, I'd be finishing the job Joe Chill started.

[redstonedust]

our local mcdonalds is doing a gimmick where they offer a bunch of international menu items and the joke is that they 'stole' from themselves or smth which is cute i guess but idk if they considered how funny it is to walk down the street in england and see "come try the foreign foods we stole" on the front window. like oh yeah man i bet. never seen that before in England,

[homunculus-argument]

I honestly think cis people making "mad skilled nonbinary barista with a septum ring" memes is a positive development. Public consciousness queer representation depicting people like us as just normal working class people who have jobs like they do and skills that they don't. Respect their fucking pronouns or you're not getting your fucking coffee.

[aliteralchicken]

I love bi Oliver queen headcanons and I love poly Oliver queen headcanons but I do think being a 100% monogamous allo heterosexual makes sense for him, but only if it would really piss him off, like he’d be kicking rocks about it and I find that kind of funny, he really wants to show the straight people but unfortunately for him he is in fact the straight people

[heyget]

Jason Todd, pre-identity reveal, at a football game when the jumbo-tron identifies him as the best Bruce-Wayne lookalike.

Announcer: -and the teams hit the lockers! We’ll be back in 20.

Tim: Why are we even watching this? We’ve never won

Dick: We’re waiting on Alfred to call us for dinner

Tim: Just change the channel

Steph: Nah, I like watching the celebrity lookalike cams

Dick: I remember those. They have Bruce sometimes, don’t they?

Bruce, appearing at the door: Alfred is calling you all for dinner

Dick and Steph, simultaneously: 5 minutes

Bruce: What are they watching?

Tim: Celebrity lookalike cam

Steph: Hey, it's Bruce!

Dick, laughing: They try every time, who’re they gonna find that actually looks like-

Dick:

Dick: Hey what the fuck

[miraculoushedgehog]

“Crow boy” this, “crow boy” that. All I get is an annoying-ass raven tapping at my chamber door, going on and on about some “nevermore” shit fml

[robin-vb]

Let me cook

[creepygnocchi]

me this evening, having never watched a single Dan and Phil video

[redstonedust]

merry "it's getting cold enough to wear oversized hoodies again" to all northern hemisphere trans people who celebrate

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[aliteralchicken]

The level of friendship where you say your siblings name to them instead of “my sibling” because they know who you’re talking about, it’s gotta be like platonic third base

[firstfullmoon]

Todd Dillard, “How to Live”