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THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

thriving bc my coworkers are giving me creative things to do in my off hours

#i made a batch of curry for one and now i'm helping make my manager's wedding playlist #txt #and the office birthdays give me lots of crocheting to do

allowing myself to be a little bit of a bitch because i have been so good at work this week. swing for the fences and all but some men on hinge don't seem to realize they are trying to be the frog to my swan

#i'm pretty funny and educated COME CORRECT #txt

my scalp is so gross and it's making me feel evil so in the interest of improving patient experiences in the american healthcare system someone please send me $120 so i can go to the fancy head spa in my area

#txt #if i'm rude to a patient this week it's on YOU

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WOKE aunt INDICTRINATES niece with WOKE books about WOMEN and GAYS

#my sil sent the invites for my niece's 2nd bday party for next month #requesting no toy gifts but books instead #txt

for whatever reason earlier this week i was wondering what a harp cover of your song would sound like and i finally remembered to look it up and it's everything i wanted and more

#txt #Youtube

does anyone have a developed opinion on the operation mincemeat musical bc while i like the idea the olivier awards performance feels.. distinctly goofy in a way that does not bode well to me

#txt

am i being a daughter of jerusalem abt this

#song of solomon reference bc i feel the need to be pretentious rn. to feel SOMETHING #txt

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krka national park, croatia

#i went there last october!#weather wasn't quite as nice but it was so pretty

this is so juvenile and melodramatic but i'm lowkey despairing after this date i had this evening bc that's twice in one weekend i've been out with a guy who is NICE and it's a NICE time and it's all very NICE very flatly blandly pleasantly NICE and i feel absolutely NOTHING

#I NEED SOMEONE TO MATCH MY FREAK PLEASE I AM BEGGING #txt

watching videos of people getting custom clothing made in vietnam to torture myself

#crying in POOR #txt

i have made a rudimentary planning guide for a completely hypothetical long weekend trip to dollywood with my 10 person friend group completely of my own free will. hashtag capricorn things

#no one has asked me to do this i have not even made a specifically sincere proposal we do any such thing #i've suggested it in the past only in passing #the biggest obstacles are figuring out 4 consecutive days we can all get our schedules to work #and convincing everyone that if we plan it right we can save up for and pull off a trip for about $500 each #txt

ok i started watching jury duty last night and it's actually very endearing and entertaining

#txt

unfortunately i do suffer from the delusion that i am one of my generation's great feminist minds

#txt

good morning everyone

#80% chance i kms over what i posted on instagram butoh well #txt

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