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I'm Laney. 30+, flirty, and thriving (or trying VERY HARD to be) 🌸😚🌸 coming back to dust off my tumblr after so many years, this will always be a space for Stuff I Like, whether that’s art, jokey jokes, or academic discourse, who knows what you’ll get!

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[marvelousmatt]

[vague-humanoid]

Related

[lwyzlwyz]

[handmade-by-jane]

[capnsoapy]

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

[nine-fifteenths-deactivated2024]

[cheery-feline-mammal]

I finally finished the Walouija board

[dasisugarun]

thanks for this jade, this is kinda legendary

[prokopetz]

Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[animate-mush]

This is why we don’t have Quincey’s diary

[zvaigzdelasas]

Disneyland character performers at California park vote to unionize in "landslide victory"

"Their dream came true today," the union announced after the

Disneyland character performers in Anaheim, California, voted to unionize with the Actors' Equity Association, the National Labor Relations Board confirmed Sunday.[...]

Disneyland Resort cast members, who play characters including Mickey and Minnie Mouse and who perform at parades, voted 953-258 in favor of unionizing, according to a union statement that hailed the results as "a landslide victory" Saturday evening.

20 May 24

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Victory!

Long may Walt Disney spin in his grave!

[goryhorroor]

put some respect on tim jacobus' name

[gendertaliban]

Can I say something a little controversial

[gendertaliban]

Actually nevermind. I was going to say that kirk and spock definitely were doing weird freaky butt stuff together but my phone autocorrected it to "smirk and cock" when I wrote it out initially and I think thats a lot funnier

[gendertaliban]

Cock... Smirk .... And boner

[contact-guy]

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

[skipppppy]

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

[ospreyonthemoon]

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

[galactica-phantom]

shit like this in 2000s era games is so funny because like we all know it’s real but in today’s internet it just feels like a shitpost

[galactica-phantom]

how could i have forgotten

[inthesensethat]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

Sony is erasing digital libraries that were supposed to be accessible “forever”

Casualties afoot as Sony merges Funimation with 2021-acquired Crunchyroll.

reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity

[byrdsfly]

[shamebats]

One gets the idea, watching Gomez, that he delights in getting to be a man, short and boisterous and nurturing and bursting with hope and pocket watches. He's especially delighted to be a man married to a woman, particularly when that woman is Morticia Addams. It's hard to get the same idea watching Herman Munster, or indeed lots of non-trans men both on and off the screen; maybe Herman is willing to be a man, or simply resigned to the idea. Possibly he merely considers it sufficient compensation for also being a monster of Frankenstein, but it doesn't seem to strike him with renewed absurd glee every morning when he gets to wake up and be one. One can imagine Herman Munster waking in a spirit of tol- erance, at most willing to get out of bed and face another day as the head of a family. Whereas it's very easy to imagine Gomez's inner euphoria-driven monologue when he wakes up every morning: Ah, how wonderful! Another stormy day! Ahahaha! Once again, I'm a short and stocky husband and father, with a wife as tall as God! What luck! Why else would he spend a thousand dollars a month on cigars, or own so many bathrobes with exquisitely-designed lapels, or tend so carefully to such a thin mustache?

- Daniel M Lavery, Something That May Shock and Discredit You

(Gomez & Morticia are T4T and that's a fact)

[vaspider]

This passage is specifically why I refer to my wives as being "as tall as G-d."

[laiostoudenn-archived-deactivat]

What online world did you frequent most when you were younger? (If applicable)

Toontown Online

Wizard101

Club Penguin

Webkinz

World of Warcraft

Habbo Hotel

Maplestory

Movie Star Planet

Other (feel free to specify in tags)

Voting ended onMay 19, 2024

Out of pure curiosity and fun!