[scoobydoomistakes]

“Oh, right, we’re back to Ghoul School, aren’t we!”

“Time to boot it up… how long will it take to find something worth posting?”

“…”

“…ah. Twenty-four seconds.”

“Twenty-four seconds, and then infinite steak happens.”

And dang it, it creates a loop that has no business being as good as it is.

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Password Journal by Girl Tech (1999 - 2006) 📓

[catbun]

what

[zackisontumblr]

sticky. definitely sticky.

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[draconicshinx]

I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

[direwolfblackrose]

Here's the best advice my instructor told me: "You're going to have an accident. It's not a matter of if it's a matter of when and it may not even be your fault.

Drive so that when that accident happens it'll be as un-serious as possible"

That means use your seatbelt! The turn signals! And be aware of the speed limits and what other people are doing.

[funnytwittertweets]

[sharkchunks]

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

[pisces-amor]

[hoogger]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slyeposting]

[mixed-dbag]

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[p-a-p-e-r-t-o-w-n-s]

Autumn 🍂 is here !!

[catchymemes]

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[ilta222]

november 🍂 enjoy the colors before they're gone

[prettyvintagehouse]

[secretie]

Ink floofers 👀 Prints

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Sandwich