simply emotion

[lordleif]

Tyr Leif - Dancer People make fun of the yellow shoes, but I like them…. Outfit colors are allowed to contrast D: Right?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

[domiingoenfuego]

i found the post again

[small-town-spooks]

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

[astrophelos]

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

[lordleif]

Gunbreaker - Tyr Leif Testing out Tyr’s new Gunblade glam. Reallllly love this shirt. Thanks @candlestyx!

[lordleif]

…I feel my soul….

…it is fraying at the edges…

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[young-replica]

[thisuserisposts]

↖This User Alway Wants To Write But Never Does

[lordleif]

Tyr Leif - A Portrait

I’m absolutely amazed by how beautiful  this turned out. From the distant look in his eyes, to the frown on his face… it is every bit the depiction of Tyr heading into the grimness of Shadowbringers. @aizel-kon did such a amazing job on this portrait of Tyr.  She is an incredible artist and I’m so thankful to have been able to commission her. Go follow her!

[uncutgems]

One of the prettiest moments in winter is when the sun starts to come out again in like february/march but it’s still cold but that doesn’t matter because everything feels light and fresh and you walk outside without freezing because the sunshine is warming your face and everything is starting to wake up

[simplyemotion]

The person who wrote this has never been to Canada in February.

[lordleif]

Tyr’s new White Mage glam. Probably going to be his glam going into Shadowbringers as well. He’s been in the Burn fighting Garleans and I thought it was appropriate.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[toboldlyblahblahblah]

     You can’t convince me that Quark wasn’t purposefully trying to be annoying during this scene, seeing the particularly upset Kira and knowing the yelling at him is probably among her top ten favorite ways to let off steam. But as soon as she shrugs the interaction off, he immediately respects the line she’s drawn and goes to get her something that he genuinely thinks will help her feel better and then leaves her alone. Quark was a classic anti-hero, folks. There’s no two ways about it.

[grehmerl-deactivated20191123]

https://twitter.com/west24_ff14/status/1028983608822779905

[truly-charmed]

Me, on Earth:

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[lovepenguins1991]

I literally was just offered two jobs 😱😁 this worked

[sugisxiv]

The Prince of Anemos

[simplyemotion]

It’s the freakin’ Lord of Onzozo! It even has the kraken club!

[vulcandroid]

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

[roachpatrol]

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

[lilian-cho]

@sineala

[star-lord]

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

[moonsofavalon]

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

[evilminji]

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”