Sup?

I do stuff ocasionally.

[im-a-luigi-number-one]

Wahoo, hiya everyone! It’s-a me, Luigi!

Now, I need to-a talk about something serious. People are-a living their lives in a sad, sad way. They don’t think that they’re-a number one! They think they’re-a number-a one billion! Oh no!

So if you’re-a reading this, I want you to know that Luigi loves you very much. You’re-a gonna do some-a great things, you know! You? You number one! Live life to-a the fullest! You’re-a great, friend!

[truntechgodhead]

[yousureitsnottheplague-blog]

why am I genuinely happy that Luigi cares about me

[im-a-luigi-number-one]

Well I-a do! I care for you and-a everyone! You’re number one, my friend! You! Are! Number! Oneeeeeee!!!

[bonegenderarchive]

[annmariexrose]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[reallysleepymermaid]

Todd Howard, so far, has said fuck, implied that I was going to jack off while playing an elder scrolls mobile game in portrait mode™, and called me a degenerate thanks E3

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[fashionistaflower]

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

[snowys1349]

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

[fashionistaflower]

[baracknobama]

LMAO I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM LOAFERS

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every time you drink water, you reset a (roughly) 5 day death clock.

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[somanyofthekids]

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

I want those fucking shoes man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Tumblr: “The signs as –”

Me:

[maelwife]

The signs as Britney Spears ignoring zodiac posts: No thanks: scorpio, gemini, capricorn, aries, cancer, virgo Chose your own destiny: libra, pisces, sagittarius, leo, taurus, aquarius

[cadmiumwanders-inactive]

Keep reading

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Eating for two” would be a fun way of telling people you have a tapeworm

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Mother nature:

[critter-of-habit]

#ApocalypsePride

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[aishwaryaaraiii]

Teuta Matoshi Duriqi.

[gifsboom]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

I’m pISIING

[bitter-sweet-laugh]

LOL

[twistedviper]

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

[memesandlaughs]

[malelavellan]