MadMish

24, She/Them, FR/EN *Currently changing theme/was MadMish before* Mostly lurking Currently binging JJK and BHNA content Minor DNI, probably NSFW at some point

[homunculus-argument]

You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.

[homunculus-argument]

@parafoxicalk no wait that's beautiful. Just as his skull bursts open, a brain gore-stained seagull flies off, making it look like a live seagull just burst out of his head like newborn Athena springing free from the head of Zeus. Call that an egghead.

[homunculus-argument]

Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.

[coffeebeanink]

I love that this gomie straight up had FOUR other versions of the joke.

Like, back to back, homie could not wait

And I appreciate that

[homunculus-argument]

I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.

[homunculus-argument]

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

[tannisroute]

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

[transmechanicus]

I love the idea of dead gods. Not in the sense of “hey i killed something supernaturally strong” but in the sense of “i killed it and it’s still a god.” It is still worshipped. prayers are still answered. miracles are performed in its name, even as it lies pierced by a thousand swords and burning with chemical fire. even as it drifts through vacuum, decapitated and bleeding molten rock. in cosmic spite of being shot through each eye and hurled into a plasma reactor, it still radiates the power of the divine in a way that primitive death cannot smother. the nature of godchild is not so simple as to be tied to the mortality, or immortality, of any living being.

[bogleech]

In science that's called a whalefall :)

[assiraphales]

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

[assiraphales]

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

[zoanzon]

important edition

[ecosystem-administrator]

I feel like this one is relevant too

[sashasparrow]

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

[onenicebugperday]

Common parasol aka red grasshawk, Neurothemis fluctuans, Libellulidae

Found in Southeast Asia

Photo 1 by erlandreflingnielsen, 2 by denismatthey, 3 budak, 4 by plains-wanderer, 5 by gancw1, and 6 by oleg_kosterin

[otiksimr]

Favorite genre of picture, snakes wrapped around bird beaks.

[otiksimr]

↑ my previous tags.

A battle between two wills to live.

[otiksimr]

Closest match I could find is a banded water snake.

[tamamita]

[embers-braincells]

reblog to freeze trump in ice

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[the-ark-awaits]

i am a firm believer that ocs are a reflection of the self in the way that every character you create has to hold some piece of you to really feel alive. sometimes this is why all your ocs have certain traits, sometimes this is why you can track your various issues and traumas all the way from middleschool to now based on what your ocs are like. this is a feature not a bug

[the-ark-awaits]

I LOOKED AWAY FOR A DAY????

[airplanned]

We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

[what-iz-life]

Stop letting people consume you. they didn’t call? go to sleep. they didn’t message you? put your phone down and have a better day. they left you on read? delete the conversation. they didn’t make an effort? match their energy. never let your happiness depend on anyone

[valtsv]

decapitated saint who carries their head around in one of these bad boys

mary magdalene

[valtsv]

not even exaggerating a little bit

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

“In Vietnamese, the word for missing someone and remembering them is the same: nhớ. Sometimes, when you ask me over the phone, Con nhớ mẹ không? / flinch, thinking you meant, Do you remember me?

— I miss you more than I remember you.”