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Stardew Valley is, in fact, an incredibly realistic game
Yup, this really work
100% of experts agree
OP.. CHANGE YOUR URL OP
Sound. On.
Sound is far more imperative than you ever imagined
Today we will eat at Gillette
In a shitty society that is built on taking as much as you possibly can and giving as little as you possibly can, compassion is punk-rock as hell.
Compassion is punk-rock as hell.
“frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance”
Is that an example or a reaction?
do kids these days know abt numa numa
do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”
do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG
do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65
DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?
Reblog if you also got at least one of these stuck in your head just from reading the title
Every freaking one and hate it
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
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tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile
i.. i dint mean to use meat
#echoing from deep within the mines: *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap sla
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.
“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
To the lesbians/bis/pans/anyone in the +, if you are still in the closet because you're afraid of how someone might react, try telling them this:
You: "I'm dating Amanda"
If they don't question it/they have a good reaction, then correct it to their actual name and whatever and proceed.
If they react badly, say this:
You: "I used voice text. I meant to say A man, duh!"
That will smooth stuff over if you want to do that. Good luck all you wonderful people!
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[condescending school counsellor voice] so i noticed that you changed your tumblr theme colours to black and red and i just wanted to check that everything's all right at home
Bass guitars are so sexy. Do you think they know they're the sexiest instrument
Bass guitars are like "brrrr" and it fucks
Bass guitars are a dom, because they like to make regular guitars SCREAM