Tierstin Williams

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Stardew Valley is, in fact, an incredibly realistic game

[mikasslimebutreblog]

Yup, this really work

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

100% of experts agree

[cursedcatimages]

[smooththegoofyshark]

OP.. CHANGE YOUR URL OP

[hello-copter]

Sound. On.

[cockyhorror]

Sound is far more imperative than you ever imagined

[skellylicious]

:3c

[sirobvious]

Today we will eat at Gillette

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[websurfingspider]

In a shitty society that is built on taking as much as you possibly can and giving as little as you possibly can, compassion is punk-rock as hell.

[guydemau-piss-ant]

Compassion is punk-rock as hell.

[2xghi0dgh65-deactivated20190207]

“frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance”

[ughmystrade-deactivated20140611]

Is that an example or a reaction?

[lovemesomesouleater-deactivated]

yes

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know abt numa numa

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

[cryptidclub]

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

[fangirltothefullest]

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

[laulink]

Reblog if you also got at least one of these stuck in your head just from reading the title

[paganinpurple]

Every freaking one and hate it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[hugintheraven]

@shanastoryteller

[pyrlspite]

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

[graveltexture]

i.. i dint mean to use meat

[coffeeandspite]

#echoing from deep within the mines: *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap sla

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[covid-69]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

[buffafro]

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

[shayseason3]

[anotherpapercut]

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

Is your mother Spencer Shay

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[theroyalorphans-deactivated2017]

He just gets slowly less concerned

[singer-2003]

To the lesbians/bis/pans/anyone in the +, if you are still in the closet because you're afraid of how someone might react, try telling them this:

You: "I'm dating Amanda"

If they don't question it/they have a good reaction, then correct it to their actual name and whatever and proceed.

If they react badly, say this:

You: "I used voice text. I meant to say A man, duh!"

That will smooth stuff over if you want to do that. Good luck all you wonderful people!

[scottandhiskind]

mlm/wlw solidarity hostility

[bloodhailmp3]

[condescending school counsellor voice] so i noticed that you changed your tumblr theme colours to black and red and i just wanted to check that everything's all right at home

[tlirsgender]

Bass guitars are so sexy. Do you think they know they're the sexiest instrument

[tlirsgender]

Bass guitars are like "brrrr" and it fucks

[singer-2003]

Bass guitars are a dom, because they like to make regular guitars SCREAM