Art Is A Lie, Nothing Is Real

Sumner. 17. Bi Feminist Chick. I like to pretend that I'm cool.

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[deactivated-blog]

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

[idealfry]

This is what I’d call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.

[inerdedout]

Can we PLEASE take a moment to appreciate the goddamn AMAZING amount of craftsmanship that goes into making pro ballet costumes?

I MEAN …

COME ON PEOPLE!

GENUINELY FUCKING SPECTACULAR!

THE DETAIL!

THE BEAUTY!!

THE GORGEOUSNESS OF IT ALL!!!

Costume designers are some of the most awesomely skilled people on the planet and I feel like they very rarely get as much admiration as they deserve. Especially in ballet, because a lot of the time at least half the audience doesn’t get the chance to see how intricate and beautiful these pieces truly are. I want to thank the artists who put so much effort into making characters look amazing.

[hotlatinospacerebel]

I work at a kindergarten and this is a collection of cute Wonder Woman related things that happened within a week of the movie being released. 

On Monday, a boy who was obsessed with Iron Man, told me he had asked his parents for a new Wonder Woman lunchbox. 

A little girl said “When I grow up I want to speak hundreds of languages like Diana”

This girl had her parents revamp her Beauty and the Beast birthday party in THREE DAYS because she simply had to have a Wonder Woman party. 

Seven girls playing together during recess on Tuesday, saying that since they all wanted to be Wonder Woman they had agreed to be Amazons and not fight but work together to defeat evil. 

There is this one girl that refuses to listen to you unless you address her as Wonder Woman. 

Another girl very seriously asked the teacher if she could ditch her uniform for the Wonder Woman armor bc she “wanted to be ready if she needed to save the world”. The teacher laughed and said it was okay, and the next day the girl came dressed as Wonder Woman and not a single kid batted an eye.

They are making a wrap-up dance show, and they asked the teacher if they could come as superheroes, they are going to sing a song about bunnies. 

This kid got angry and threw a plastic car over his head and a girl gasped “LIKE IN THE MOVIE”

A boy threw his candy wrapping in the floor and a 5-year-old girl screamed “DON’T POLLUTE YOU IDIOT, THAT IS WHY THERE ARE NO MEN IN TEMYSCIRA”

On Wednesday, a girl came with a printed list of every single female superhero and her powers, to avoid any trouble when deciding roles at recess. 

I was talking to one of the girls that hadn’t seen the movie, and the next day she came and very seriously told me “you were right, Wonder Woman was way better than Frozen.”

Consider this your friendly reminder that if this movie completely changed the way these girls and boys thought about themselves and the world in a week, imagine what the next generation will achieve if we give them more movies like Wonder Woman.  

[rootbeergoddess]

“you were right, Wonder Woman was way better than Frozen.”

I love it

[sadieb798]

Seven girls playing together during recess on Tuesday, saying that since they all wanted to be Wonder Woman they had agreed to be Amazons and not fight but work together to defeat evil.

Seven girls playing together during recess on Tuesday, saying that since they all wanted to be Wonder Woman they had agreed to be Amazons and not fight but work together to defeat evil.

Seven girls playing together during recess on Tuesday, saying that since they all wanted to be Wonder Woman they had agreed to be Amazons and not fight but work together to defeat evil. 

Seven girls playing together during recess on Tuesday, saying that since they all wanted to be Wonder Woman they had agreed to be Amazons and not fight but work together to defeat evil. 

SEVEN GIRLS PLAYING TOGETHER DURING RECESS ON TUESDAY, SAYING THAT SINCE THEY ALL WANTED TO BE WONDER WOMAN THEY HAD AGREED TO BE AMAZONS AND NOT FIGHT BUT WORK TOGETHER TO DEFEAT EVIL!!!!!

[celestial-moths]

I’m convinced that Matt Groening can predict the future.

[brittany-murphy]

[trainedchimpanzee]

omg why do white ppl love cheese so mu-

[100-manslayer]

I actually didnt know that

[grifalinas]

The answer is apparently “because we’re actually able to eat it”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Fun fact: white people (specifically Northern European white people) have a genetic mutation that allows them to digest lactose even after weaning, which is abnormal for all mammals and also most humans. It’s theorized that because Northern Europe doesn’t get a lot of sun, an alternative source of vitamin D (like milk) would be a useful trait. It’s a very recent mutation that would only have happened after humans started domesticating animals like cows and goats.

[justiceleague]

Chris Pine hopes “Wonder Woman” will mean more diversity among super hero films

[killerzebras]

You know, I was going to be annoyed, but his mother’s family is Jewish. I accept “white-ish”.

[phoukanamedpookie]

Same here. This don’t mean a ghetto pass, but *nodnod* I get him.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

(Great quote, but I still can’t get over the fact that his parents were like “What shall we name our son, who will be partially of Jewish heritage?” “Hm…CHRISTopher?” “Nailed it.”)

[hadestowne]

petition to have john mulaney host the 2018 tony awards

[stephaniejblockmotherme]

The Falsettos performance aka Andrew Rannells showing the whole theatre how much he was robbed

[rebelcassian-deactivated2017070]

my favourite anton yelchin story is that one time chris pine invited him back to his trailer to play guitar and anton was like ‘sorry I can’t I have to translate a book’ and chris was like wait what so they went to anton’s trailer and he was literally translating a massive russian book into english for fun

[augustds]

FAVE PARTS OF TGC PERFORMANCE

HELENE AND MARYA MAKING OUT

JOSH PULLING DAVE INTO A HUG AND ONTO THE STAGE TO PLAY THE PIANO

THE ENSEMBLE LITERALLY KICKING INTO THE FACES OF ALL WHO SNUBBED THEM

THE CROWD CLAPPING FOR JOSH BEFORE HE EVEN HIT THE NOTE

DENEE SMASHING A PAINTING OF TOLSTOY ONTO PAUL PINTO’S HEAD

BALAGA IN GENERAL

ALL THE AMAZING DANCING

PUTTING THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS ONSTAGE TO MIMIC THE SET

ADD MORE IN THE COMMENTS!

[raise-a-glass-to-hamilton]

The great comet preformance at the Tony’s is actually my life

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[spockvarietyhour]

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

[itswalky]

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

[wackd-archive]

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

[itswalky]

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

This is the reason I am on tumblr

[bigmammallama5]

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

[number368]

problem solved 

[doublearabianpunchfrontlayout-d]

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

[graveyard-whistler]

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[itkeepsusmoving]

I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[idimthelights-deactivated201812]

Who is she????? What is this?????

[withasideofepic]

THIS IS FIREBRINGER BY TEAM STARKID! (aka the troupe who made A Very Potter Musical) The lead singing is played by Lauren Lopez

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[spartanlocke]

[thebestoftumbling]

scottish people twitter…

[ibilateral-deactivated20210928]

Fucking the donut suicide one omfg

[betterbaddecisions]

I can’t even read these without doing the accent xD it’s so good

[electric-daisy-forest]

Tattoos and less anxiety, that’s all I want