Fair Scorpion Sings Hey-Nonny

Ace/Aro/Agender, they/them, 32. ENFP. White and trying not to be a dick about it. Oldest of eight; small-town loser; back in college studying environmental science. Disappointed with my town, but love my state. Trying to convince no-free-trees WA is where it's at.

[gracefuldisasters]

A while back, someone had asked for more Isabella drawings. Here you go!

[utilitycaster]

Liam O’Brien improvised an emotional, beautiful, iconic line that’s also in iambic pentameter and actors who have intensively read Shakespeare just be like that sometimes

[samuraiko]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, OP.

*ahem*

You Were Not Born With Venom In Your Veins - A Sonnet for Liam O’Brien

You were not born with venom in your veins ‘Twas learned, and well I know how it corrodes And twists the soul; you lie, and say the gains Were worth it while ignoring what it bodes Not just for you, but all the world beside… For what? For knowledge? You can’t even trust Yourself nor those you deal with, as you hide Your fears, but my mirror, know that we must Accept – however damned our souls might be – We’re not alone. We can still change this fate. Leave off this quest, and walk with us, with me. I only pray it is not yet too late. Take now with us, the oath that we all swore… To leave this world far better than before.

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

I hate this so much.

[horseclam]

If you'd like to support musicians streaming rights and fair pay you should support United Musicians and Allied Workers (UMAW) who are actively working against Spotify and services unfair streaming policies.

Tell your Representative to Support Rep Tlaib's Resolution for a New Streaming Royalty!

Can you take action to create a new streaming royalty for musicians? UMAW has been working with US Representative Rashida Tlaib and he

This is a link to write a letter urging your state representatives to support UMAW & Rep. Tlaib's H.Con.Res. 102. Below is a link to their website with other ways to support them further!

UMAW

The Union of Musicians and Allied Workers (UMAW) has mobilized thousands of music workers to take part in our first actions around the COVID

[cardigarden]

(tags via: @ragingrainbow )

No but you're right and you should say it.

[pandapool]

Wade: Beetlejuice and i are basically twins Wade: because if you call me 'good boy' three times i'll come too Logan:...

[falseknees]

[charlesoberonn]

"Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain"

And a painting is just chemicals on a canvas.

Music is vibrations through the air.

Your condescending snark is also a chemical reaction in your brain (as are all human thoughts and feelings).

Something being made of matter doesn't make it any less profound.

[the-haiku-bot]

Something being made

of matter doesn’t make it

any less profound.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[your-queer-dad]

Hi. You. Yes you reading this. I'm proud of you. You haven't done anything wrong. You can let go of the thing you're worried about. You can breathe and take a break. You can rest. Love you <3

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @punkrockhound

tru that

text: When you think about it, life's a series of surreal tuna sandwich incidents

[naomiknight-17]

I just need you to see what the next post on my dash was when this showed up

Please do not make sandwiches with the Monterey Bay Aquarium tuna

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Mia I love you, but have you ever seen an entire Bluefin tuna in real life?

They could swallow your tiny gremlin body whole and still be hungry.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I COULD TAKE 'EM

[gallusrostromegalus]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Unrelated question how fast can one of y'all get out out to the aquarium and theoretically open up a tuna fish (inquiry is time sensitive)

[gigglepuffpixie]

Who would win

theshitpostcalligrapher

a half-ton bluefin tuna

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

fighting for my fcuking life

[captora]

Rex deserves a raise. Rex deserves to be paid. Please pay him.

[injuries-in-dust]

Like our fleeting youth, summer is almost over.

[lady-byleth]

THANK YOU dead lady

[azulcrescent]

Subscription

[mlembug]

yeah imagine that

(ignore entries for food and rent included in my monthly budget)

[apolladay]

There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

USAmericans, can you easily tolerate driving in a car for an hour?

No, usually I cannot tolerate driving at all

No, usually I can only tolerate 5-15 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 15-30 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 30-45 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 45-55 minutes

Yes, but usually around 1 hour it stops being tolerable

Yes, but usually around 1.5 hours it stops being tolerable

Yes, and it usually takes 2 hours or more to stop being tolerable

Nuance

Not USAmerican

Voting ended onOct 4, 2024

[mollyjames]

op I think you may have wildly underestimated american's car tolerance

[its-arson-time]

same poll but the options were made by an american

if i am placed in a car i explode instantaneously

under 1 hour

1-3 hours

4-5 hours

6-7 hours

8-9 hours

10-13 hours

14-16 hours

more than 16 hours

nuance

outside of usa button

Voting ended onOct 5, 2024

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[lambergeier]

yeah it makes life worthwhile. i hope you get to hang out with a bunch of people you really like for several days in a row some time soon!

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[ladyoctopus]

[inqorporeal]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

This is how you bring people back to malls

[guerrillatech]

Stop trying to be productive