[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[sayeverythingwillbefineplease]

This is one of those hell motivational posters from Good Omens lol

[crikeyoryland]

it's been fourteen years but i still think of sherlock whenever i'm fumbling to plug my charger into my phone

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[beemovieerotica]

[deityofhearts]

we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

[catsbeaversandducks]

[transpondster]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[beardedmrbean]

Spite can be a incredible motivator

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[thatgirlonstage]

Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

[marisatomay]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

[lotad]

this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:

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