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@singlekoboldwithoutatrenchcoat
If you have recently lost your henchmen in a terrible accident you may be eligible for henchmen retrieval from the afterlife. Which is NOT necromancy, it's just a deal we have going with the afterlife. And it may even be covered fully by your henchmen insurance.
Kobolds don't get this treatment because we count as a "mass produced commodity" in the eyes of insurance :(
The guild doesn't want you to know this, but the kobolds in the dungeons are free. You can just take them home.
I have 387 kobolds in my lair.
We get paid by being in the presence of such a mighty being
ahh shit i just got a heroic call to adventure alert on my phone. the fairies found some rube to wield their goddamn magic broadsword i guess. great. there goes my weekend
You have to admit, that their broadsword looks cool as fuck tho
If you have to ask why the floor of the northern reception room in my wizard tower is made of cheese, then I don't think you'd understand the explanation anyway.
Is the cheese still edible or would you not recommend that?
Tumblr users love to be tricked, it’s one of their seven delights every day
In fact, watch this
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I will get you for this
Only around 130 people are out for blood. That of course means we need the Big Guns.
DEPLOY THE WYVERNS!
Hey so, uhh
How many kobolds could one stack in a trench coat before you noticed?
Asking for a friend....
Three at most before I noticed
Six minimum before I became intrigued
and fifty before I became concerned
"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.
@wizard-council-bureaucrat I think you need to revisit some policies.
that last post seemed awfully "good wizard" of you ngl
i may be a villain but im not a fucking fascist
i do feel a bit like some sort of beautiful and fragile lemur watching an invasive species rock up to my habitat with the whole Elvis thing
Well you are a Wizard. You probably know a way around this.
i do feel a bit like some sort of beautiful and fragile lemur watching an invasive species rock up to my habitat with the whole Elvis thing
How far away can the priest be from the wafers and wine to bless them? Like, it works if he's standing next to them and says the words, but he probably can't bless communion wine in France if he's in Germany right?
I think he has to be able to say "I bless this wine" without it being specified or ambiguous what wine he is talking about.
one problem that i have seen in DND is that if an NPC tells the PCs a certain thing, there is this assumption that
the NPC is inherently telling the truth and cannot lie
the NPC's knowledge is complete and infallible because the assumption is that this DM is using this NPC to convey information directly from the DM
and it irritates the snot out of me.
this doesn't happen all of the time, but it happens sometimes with one of my PCs. i love her, but damn. the way her brain works is unique and sometimes it makes playing challenging - because when things don't work out in the way she assumed they would, she gets frustrated.
like... dude. NPCs can lie. NPCs can have half-truths. maybe they only know half the information - maybe it's true from THEIR perspective based on partial information. maybe they have their own objectives and goals and are trying to manipulate the party.
just because an NPC says it doesn't mean it's true or that it's direction from the DM on how we as PCs should proceed.
