SingShoutShaxx

force me to write fanfiction, any as long as its sane

[thememedaddy]

[alleesaur]

sardines creature

[kirimisosoup]

individual renders 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[lady-violet-9]

“Kill them with kindness” WRONG! GJALLARHORN!!!

[fandima-rambles]

Please reblog this if you believe that people under the age of 18 still need to have privacy and being a minor does not invalidate their feelings/need to have a safe space.

[titsay]

[juicymori]

[severeannoyance]

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

[callsignpxnguin]

Price and his Wife

TF141 are enjoying a night out at the bar after a successful mission, as they so like to do. Captain Price, however, leaves early — mentioning how the missus was missing him and wanted him to come home ASAP. The rest of the force stay out a bit later before deciding that they were going to visit the Captain’s house (where they had been once before for one of his birthdays).

When they arrive, however, three large, drunk men bursting in through the front door, they are greeted with the sight of Price curled up on the couch with his very naked wife.

Price is more furious than anyone had ever seen him and kicks them all out, vowing to never let any of them in the house again. Meanwhile, you can never face any of them without hiding behind Price from that day onwards.

[partiallysame]

Being Price’s lil wife

-Task force 141 knew Price was married. Man wore his ring religiously, always putting it back on the second they were in the helicopter/plane/whatever after each mission

-He’d come to work with a lunch packed with a cute lil heart note

-To be honest they all assumed you were the same age as Price (old) He always said he’d been “married for years” (3)

-They never knew your name, Price only ever referred to you as The Missus

-Gaz swore Price had a photo of you in his wallet (he did) but they never knew what you looked like untilllllllll

-You called your husband simply to complain. The AC had gone out and the repair man wouldn't be able to get there for a couple days. No no this simply would not do, his perfect lil lady could not be uncomfortable in her own home he wouldn’t have it but fuck he’s out of the country for a few more days. His team however is not and while stupid, they do know how to do maintenance work (why? Just because.)

-He called his team for a very important mission. Gave them the address, accompanied with “I don’t want to hear a fucking thing about you causing any trouble or being disrespectful to the Missus you hear?” The boys were absolutely giddy to finally see the ever so important Missus.

-The second you opened the door Soap was apologizing for having the wrong house and oh so politely asked if you knew where the Price household was. This had to be the wrong one because there you stood, pretty young thing, big doe eyes. Standing in just a big shirt ending at the very tops of your thighs, lashes batting at the three soldiers standing at your door.

-“You’ve got the right place. John told me you were coming, please come in.” You had to hold in a giggle, watching all of their eyes go wide. Gaz immediately looking at the sky, the floor, anywhere but the wife of his captain that he was just undressing with his eyes.

-When you turned to guide them into the house they all saw PRICE printed on the back of the large tshirt just barely covering your ass (this is your own home pants are never required and its hot as hell without the ac). Now it was Ghost’s turn to look anywhere but at you.

-As they worked you’d bring them water or snacks. They now understood why Price kept you hidden from them. The perfect lil housewife. The woman of all of their dreams already taken.

-When they were finished they went to the kitchen to inform you they were done only to find a full meal set on the table waiting for them but worst of all? There you were reaching up to the top cabinet. On your tippy toes, your shirt (Price’s shirt) riding up enough to expose the bottom of your ass and lacey pink panties. Soap had to bite his knuckle to keep from groaning. Ghost grabbing the tops of his teammates heads, turning them away from the incredible sight in front of them.

-Price was right to keep you hidden from them

-They might just have to sneak in and break something every time Price was out of town if it meant this is what they got to see.

[lovelyangelx777]

oh no my ac is broken...

[zim-kinnie]

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

[zim-kinnie]

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

[skyheartstar13]

It’s true and you should say it.

[zim-kinnie]

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

[shipping-is-life-1-0-1]

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

[zim-kinnie]

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

[shimmedmilk]

you mean, like, ня?

[aveture]

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

[zim-kinnie]

ня

[verminviscount]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

[zim-kinnie]

НЯ

[degenerate-perturbation]

НЯ

[give-fnc-chocolate]

[zicygomar]

[exvind]

OH. GOD.

[lizord-lord]

THATS SO FUNNY

[nebuulaae]

Some Guardian headcanons that I’ve implemented into my works (or plan to) for worldbuilding that somehow make sense

- Rave culture and PLUR is alive and well. Especially the underground scene.

- CD and DVD collecting is a common hobby.

- It’s not uncommon to see a Warlock giving a seminar at a university or teaching for small children.

- Some Titans volunteer at nursing homes and hospitals to help with carrying heavy things

- Retired Guardians or Guardians who’ve lost their Ghosts either take up normal civilian jobs or just go off-grid entirely to live peaceful lives.

- All newly-risen Guardians are given the opportunity to have housing in the city upon getting revived for the first time to help them get on their feet. Most guardians take this offer up, but either move on to nicer apartments/houses or live in their ship.

- Sparrow “car” shows are held in the same way middle aged men today do them.

- Guardian fashion/modeling shows for civilians to watch. These shows have recently become popular with the Neomuni as well.

- Terrorizing Fallen and Hive with loud music is a common sight.

- Using the Light to manifest mundane tools and items; ie, making a pancake spatula made out of solar light when a Hunter doesn’t have the energy to empty their dishwasher.

- Using Stasis to act as a cooler for drinks.

- Using Strand to act as string or tool to fix things. Strand macrame pot holders are an up and coming trend currently.

- “Smash or Pass: Raid Boss Edition” is a common way to get to know another fellow Guardian. It’s gone into the same category as “What’s your favorite color?”

- Hunters and Warlocks are typically very good with cardio

- Awoken and Exo Guardians act as flashlights or glow sticks for their Human fireteam members.

Bonus:

There used to be a time where children took field trips to the Tower (pre-D2), but it had to stop because there were too many Guardians throwing themselves off of the ledge and that traumatized too many kids and teachers.

[singshoutshaxx]

Truly yall are missing out

What's the most bangable exotic gun

[autumnaintautumning-deactivated]

Dad Mithrax strikes again, some silly sketches And bonus

[swhftt]

SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️

41. Seasonal villain

[dante-mightdie]

sorry feminism (c/w: housewife kink, light smut, light babytrapping)

something about simon or price picking the sleazy, feral party girl as their future wifey. they want to tame you from jäger shots and late nights in sweaty clubs to formula and packing lunches

late nights are now spent cuddled up to your husband, your head on his shoulder as he taps away on his laptop. you’ve come a long way from the night you first met, letting him bend you over in the men’s toilet of some dive bar

had no intention of pulling out and knew exactly what he was doing when you came to him a week later, teary eyes and positive pregnancy tests wrapped up in your bag. slip’s an engagement ring on your finger that night because a baby needs a family, love

your first morning together was spent hungover, greasy takeout shared in their messy bedroom. small, humbly decorated flat that’s cozy enough for two was soon swapped for a big four-bedroom in the english midlands

now your husband awakes to their uniform ironed and hanging on the wardrobe door, steaming hot coffee already on the bedside table. kids all dressed for school and lined up at the “create-your-own-pancake” spread you made for breakfast. lunches all packed with sweet notes and drawn hearts

your husband gets a nudie polaroid in his lunch because old habits die hard for you <3

[singshoutshaxx]

Funniest opening

[daily-spooky]

[dustin-ajar]

yea they gay keep scrolling

[fozuh]

Astral kiss

[vrillopurpura]

"Who needs a sparrow when you have friends, shopping carts and gravity?"

I said I was going to make a render before February and I did it!

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