you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i
me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!
Why have they laid down a plastic sheet?
that’s the surprise

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you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i
me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!
Why have they laid down a plastic sheet?
that’s the surprise
Me, trying to flirt
this is how i talk to people in the flesh verse
the comedy of him going “what do you bet its in my hand right now” while it rolls behind him cannot be done in any form of scripted media.
I have never seen a post so directly tailored to me.
HAPPY HOPS
The Mary Frances cook book; or, Adventures among the kitchen people - 1912 - via Internet Archive
hell yeah mouse dab
[The race countdown music from MarioKart plays.]
Thats ral and tomik
Otis is actually canonically trans
the laughing cow is trans too wake up
i love these trans cow icons
Hormones in the milk turnin the cows trans
me: *is sad*
some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:
me: oh ho HOOO
we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety
Rights?!
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE
i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain
Two headed calf moodboard
#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer
apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever?
love wins
watch the so-called ‘tolerant left’ ignore this
hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs
dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera
With your camera? How… how did you get the first shot, on the outside of the plane?
no more questions
A Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar
@pikachu-propaganda