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just a killifish in a bucket marji | 26 | libra | anime & tv shows | Zhong Chenle is my ideal son p.s. i hate bananas

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Miss, what's the sweet you like the most?

Where did this small Victorian London orphan boy find wifi

[vladtheunfollower]

[quarternotewhistle]

Oh this reminds me of a story from my youth, which I don’t Actually Remember Happening, but it has been recounted to me.

Basically when me and my bro were little, once, my mom had been making us supper. and she left the room for a minute for something, and when she came back, my brother was standing on a chair, and I was passing him green beans, which he was setting on the blades of the ceiling fan.

Now, when my mother saw this, she did what any respectable parent would do, and told us to sit our butts down and wait til our dad gets home.

Not much later, dad got home from work, ready to sit down to supper.

And mom sighs and goes, “honey, it’s hot in here, would you turn the fan on?”

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

asdjfhlkajhsd  THAT’S AMAZING

[tikkety-tok]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Noonwraith by Helena Nikulina

[fytheuntamed]

Untamed Memes (29/?) // Lan Jingyi as Tumblr Posts (part 2) edition

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[ninjathrowingstork]

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

[zennistrad]

Good god, what year is it?

[simonalkenmayer]

April

[marikodraws]

my 100% accurate memory of this scene

[ghostsontelevision]

i literally cant stop thinking about this panel

[blackarachnya]

“we found no pattern of sexual misconduct by biden beyond a pattern of sexual misconduct by biden”

[princesscas]

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Why am I so MEAN

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

Gone too long without watching Avatar the Last Airbender

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Woah.

[charlieism]

god i think one of the loneliest and best tropes in the world is when, in an apocalyptic scenario, people find something to play music on, be it a phone or a record player or a stereo or whatever. like call it cliche and overdone and youd probably be right but i cannot get enough of it!!! it always makes me think like. these ppl are at the end of the world!! and theyre listening to old songs!! music that remembers the way the world used to be!! watching them dance or just sit and listen to the music, with abandoned skyscrapers behind them, rubble at their feet and dust in the air gives me such an indescribable feeling, like nostalgia and loss but also relief, just like i imagine them feeling in that moment!! its so good!! cheesy but art, baby!!!

[markv5]

😀🐾🐆👇

😀🐾🐆👇

[littleclevercat]

- Let’s go to Ikea. Choose new bedlinen.

- And little glasses?

- And little glasses.

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

[blueskittlesart]

finished 7 deadly sins so i guess i really am gonna have to start watching naruto now ://

[blueskittlesart]

this is the funniest possible tag someone could have put on this post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wordsofdiana]

This is why they fucked him up so bad.