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Cheesy Pick Up lines meme
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."
"I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?"
"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it."
"I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world."
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"
"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
"Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!"
"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
"If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you."
"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
"If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
"Something is wrong with my phone...it's just that your numbers not in it."
"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
" Is your name google? Cause you've got everything I'm looking for."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
"Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?"
"Can I give you a kiss? I promise I'll give you it back."
"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
it’s valentine’s day. so y’know what. here’s an offer. if you want to ship. come at me. i love ships. and yes i love platonic ships, hate ships, and any ship inbetween. but in the spirit of love and winkywonky. send a <3 if you’ve ever wanted to ship. promise. i probably ship it. and we can plot it out.
happy valentines day to myself i love u
all of them
text messages
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
( sms! ) so im playing this game with these creepy toy things and( sms! ) i may or may not be unable to sleep help
Send ✘ for an unsent text
( sms! ) gdi do you ever feel really lonely at 5am because rn im — deleted!
Send ☠ for a threatening message
( sms! ) don't you do that again. don't you ever fucking do that again. it's not funny.
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
( sms! ) you're actually really hot like don't take me wrong but( sms! ) if you asked to bang me its not like i would say no ya feel( sms! ) just saying
Send ♣ for a drunk message
( sms! ) KKKKKKAI( sms! ) kaiakiakaiakaikaiakaikaiiakiakaiakiaiakiak( sms! ) eeEEEY SHAKAIRA SHAKAIRA
All texts
text messages
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
( sms! ) I CANT SLEEP( sms! ) entertain me( sms! ) pleaseeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Send ✘ for an unsent text
( sms! ) so this morning i almost stepped on dog shit and — deleted!
Send ☠ for a threatening message
( sms! ) gIVE ME MY TANGLED DVD BACK I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
( sms! ) you have really cute features( sms! ) you remind me of a deer and its like awnn
Send ♣ for a drunk message
( sms! ) ouhhai mm sososhahieoih oasdkghro( sms! ) ??????;;;;;;;<;=??( sms! ) i nn en ed you to pi ckkk me up m mayebmaybemay be
All the texts.
text messages
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
( sms! ) what if flowers could talk( sms! ) do you think we would have to kill them too to avoid witnesses?
Send ✘ for an unsent text
( sms! ) okay maybe i need some help with this task — deleted!
Send ☠ for a threatening message
( sms! ) mess with my job one more fucking time and i'll put a bullet in between your eyes.
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
( sms! ) you have nice hands( sms! ) like reaaaally nice hands( sms! ) they'd be even nicer in my back pockets ;^)
Send ♣ for a drunk message
( sms! ) dduUDUUdeE s osoi lik e imm j ssoooooooo( sms! ) tototally wasated r nn man ya gott a tryths
"No we haven't. " [/Jean chuckles softly, as she relaxes a bit. He is friendly, so maybe she can have a nice conversation with him.] "How is your day today?"
i thought so. ( * — he keeps the smile friendly on his lips, head tilting just the slightest to the left before shrugging casually ) oh, you know-- the usual. ( * — he laughs ) wake up early, go to work, lunch break- nothing out of the ordinary. how about you, kind stranger?
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text Send ✘ for an unsent text Send ☠ for a threatening message Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message Send ♣ for a drunk message
[/Jean approaches quietly with her books in hand, and she gives the stranger a soft smile.] Hello, I am Jean.
mmh-? ( * — his head turns at the sound of an unfamiliar voice, dark brown eyes observing the girl momentarily in wonder if perhaps they had met before -- but deciding that no, they hadn't, he fully turns around and offers a friendly smile in return. ) well hello, jean. my name's baekhyun, and-- we haven't met before, have we?
His hand immediately pulls away like it’s been burnt when Baekhyun comes in closer. “Romance isn’t dead but if I had my way you would be,” he said lowly with a wink. He shoved his hands into his pockets though, because he wouldn’t make that effort right now at least. They were in public and Leo was to not make a scene.
He huffed, aware that the shorter man wasn’t going anywhere any time soon. “You’ll give me the drumset, you broke mine,” he reminded him, attempting to mask the hint of a whine in his voice. “You’re an odd one. Do you always try to date the people you want to kill? I’m not getting food with you.”
"mmh. gentle." baekhyun replies with a raise of brows and a teasing smile, sarcasm still obvious and dripping like venom in his words. this trait was far too characteristic of baekhyun's -- he always teases, always aims for a light mood, yet the poison in his voice is always awfully heavy.
"will i? i don't remember deciding that." he shows off an innocent smile, tilting his head slightly backwards to eye the other better, before a short laugh escapes past his lips. "sometimes. you're not one of those, though-- i have better taste." he smiles a little wider, before shrugging. "i'm just hungry. and you're just rude, apparently. friends buy lunch for each other, ya know?"
( sms. ) that moment when you don’t have a comeback 8D. ( sms. ) but yes morning coffee sounds good. ( sms. ) knowing you you are inviting me now but later on, i will end up paying.
(sms) thE MOMENT WHEN IM 2 COOL 2 THINK OF A COMEBACK FOR U (sms) you know me so well (sms) <3 (sms) same place as ever, if you make me wait i'll personally throw the coffee on your shirt
Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to your 10 last followers. (Positive is cool.)
i like my butt. this counts, right--? it's absolutely high-quality.
i like the way i manage to turn people's heads' around. well, most of the time, that is--
hmm. i like to think i'm fun? yeah, i'm definitely fun.
i'm pretty good at cuddling, too.
actually, i'm good at everything. ( * — winks )
( sms. ) i own a company, duh. ( sms. ) if i wanted to i could design a sparkly red jacket any day. ( sms. ) now who’s fab.
(sms) closes eyes (sms) okay you know what (sms) someone needs their morning coffee (sms) yes this is me inviting you for a coffee winks love me
"You broke my fucking drumset," he growled. Normally he didn’t care for material objects but he did enjoy music more than he would ever admit to the other man. This man who was hellbent on trying to end Leo’s life, but to be fair the feeling was definitely mutual.
The smile he offers is sharp and his arms cross over his chest as he tries to hurt the other with just a look. Then again, he would be lying if he said their little game wasn’t fun to him. It’s why he didn’t use his powers, toying around was far too enjoyable.
He sighed and his entire posture seemed to soften. “I do miss you, baby. And sometimes I even worry about you,” he cooed back to the shorter man, his knuckles brushing along the other’s jawline. The act is anything but affectionate, and it’s clear in his eyes. “I just hate the idea of anyone killing you before I have the chance.”
baekhyun leans contently into the touch, kittenish smile remaining on his lips although the malicious bite of their conversation remained always clear in his gaze. he hums, brows raising at leo's last words before a small laugh escapes past his lips. "and they say romance is dead."
with such sarcasm-dripping comment, baekhyun swiftly moves to position himself right next to the (quite) taller man, and so he shows off his brightest, cheekiest innocent grin. "you'll get yourself a new drumset, sugar. now, since you're in such a romantic mood with me- how about taking me out for dinner?" he shamelessly so offers, grin rather turning more into a smirk. "i could totally go for some italian food right now, mmh?"