Gek! Gek! Gek?

An OSDD System of many-several over-caffinated foxes disguised as a goth eco-punk lolita.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[metis-metis]

So ‘Sisyphus’ was trending on Twitter and it was just Classics jokes!

[morwentrouble]

@persephonaae how dare you leave these in the tags

[sionnach-caife]

i've got a really cutting joke about Damocles, but i won't drop it on you until you least expect it

[anxietyproblem]

[sionnach-caife]

@funnier-as-a-system

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[mapplestrudel]

First time kickin it, too!

[sionnach-caife]

kick!!

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[thissweetenamor]

claiming

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[kedreeva]

someone found a dollar this morning

[arizonaleroy-deactivated2026020]

Nobody said it was some sort of good luck money bird, but I'm not taking any chances.

[kedreeva]

*I* didn't say it, but

it may have been mentioned

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

POV you reblogged this post which is already marked as mature

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[scary-noodlesblog]

Please potato

[jadyn2303]

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

[depsidase]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[calmdowngorgeous]

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

[thefrogprinceofbellair]

Make bad art!! On your nice paper!! “Waste” your nice markers on a drawing of SpongeBob!! Use that nice fabric even though you might fuck it up!! Create things despite the risk of wasted materials and time!! Practice using your fancy yarn!! Doodle bullshit instead of making nice art to sell all the time!! It’s good for your brain!! Write a dumb song about a sandwich for a change, it doesn’t have to be a deep love song to be worth your time!! CREATE BULLSHIT ITS GOOD FOR YOU!!

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[chaos-triangle]

Yep! It’s gonna be May!

[agiles-hunt]

HOLY SHIT [IT] ISSSSS?!?!?!?!? BY JOVE [I] HAVENT MISSED [IT]

[lanaflowerz]

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[morwentrouble]

ok look. I was literally one short Facebook check away from Spuds Mackenzie being how I found out about this particular event, and I gotta say "on tumblr from a plushie dogphone with moving jaw action" would've been a much cooler way to find out

petition to the class to start a new news delivery format

[sionnach-caife]

i bite this petition and pass it on!