Oh! Well, Let Me Tempt You!

Max/Maxwell/Mad Max/You get the idea. They/Them, 27 and living in the US Not sure this blog has a point, but follow along if you’d like

[depsidase]

[kilimiria]

@/imperfectidealist on TikTok

[portraitoftheoddity]

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[depsidase]

[nobeatnomelody]

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

[lakevida]

Knowing you work with elders made everything click re: your affable demeanor and ability to take people saying the wildest shit to you on the chin. Does logging in after work ever feel like you just clocked in again

the old folks home feels like tumblr more than tumblr feels like an elder care facility but only marginally

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[barmecidebiohazard]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

[barmecidebiohazard]

i'm seeing a couple terfs in the notes so just a reminder that the only thing stupider than golf is calling yourself a "feminist" and then turning around and hating women who fought for the right to be women, please consider reblogging if your hatred of golf is rivaled only by your love for trans women

[neenarchive]

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

[depsidase]

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[natalieironside]

I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"

[natalieironside]

The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him

[natalieironside]

Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it

[depsidase]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?