lou

married to lucifer he/him

[irishyuri]

every time i think im moving on im right back where i started

[cinemairon]

Jin Ling and his JiuJiu

Motivated by @lhaewiel 's support

[gothicmj]

One thing about Michael is he’s gonna pose, honey

[khelt777]

MOTHER

[sparrows-stuff-here]

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[pigfartsviatardis]

Can I get an oof in the chat for Jiang Cheng

[ID: A The Untamed text post meme of Jiang Cheng looking horrified and distraught as Wen Ning presents him with Wei Wuxian's sword overlaid with a post by @/shadowseductress that says, "adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom". End ID]

Thank you @nebulations for the ID!

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[aemelia]

[garlic-sauc3]

@frogmerthur i needed to make it a reality

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[grelinhoquino]

I firmly believe that if there were a Yao who cursed men to bear children only to suffer like women do, Jiang Cheng would react with something like "are u telling me i could have an heir without an arranged marriage???".

Yao: Dare to attack me and i will deform your bodies so that you can breed child—.

Jiang Cheng: ✋ It's a deadly curse?

Yao:

Yao: No?

Jiang Cheng: Side effects? Health risks? Contagious?

Yao: ???? You will have a functional uterus.

Jiang Cheng: Forever?

Yao: Yeah?

Jiang Cheng: Well... okay i can take the risk.

Jiang disciples: THE WHAT.

EXTRA

Yao: You will still need sperm to get pregnant.

Jiang Cheng: That's true, the hard part will be finding someone who wants to spend a night with me.

Disciple: I VOLUNTEER I HAVE JIANG BLOOD I AM YOUNG, AND I WILL SERVE YOU FOR ALL MY LIF—.

2Disciple: Don't pay any attention to him, he has asthma and is allergic to nuts, HOWEVER I AM—.

A chill ran down the spine of the young leader of the jin sect and a hoarse ringing sounded in the ears of Wei Wuxian and Lan Xichen.

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

[sunsetbuddie]

i am being so fucking serious when i say a lot of people need to free themselves and queer characters from the shackles of the idea of "good representation" you are stifling and limiting and shrinking queer characters down just so you can fit them into a "good representation" box and it's so. exhausting. queer characters are not a monolith. free yourselves. and them.

[anemicrattt]

i’m back in the fucking building again

[pigfartsviatardis]

DISCLAIMER I know lwj would never spit on someone or call them a slur BUT this exchange was otherwise too perfect not to use

[rabbitcrimes]

zhanchengxian where chengxian happens first is fun because jiang cheng is possessive and not very nice and lan wangji is jealous and miserable and znchxn where wangxian happens first is fun because lan wangji is possessive and not very nice and jiang cheng is jealous and doesn't think anyone could ever love him however znchxn where zhancheng happens first is not fun at all because wei wuxian is jealous and possessive and not very nice and also has the ability to wield resentful energy via the dastardly and evil yin hu fu

[rabbitcrimes]

#wwx coming back from the burial mounds for the first time to find that his bro crush and his bestie crush were hooking up#the whole time they were looking for him in some kind of grief/longing fueled impulsive horny teenage fumble#oh god there would be no survivors#i would like a fic of this.#zhancheng trying so hard to hide their *whatever it was* from their newly psychotic master of death almostboyfriend @whorerific

ok EXACTLY I think it would blow the top right off the whole situation. three way car crash between Wei "YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE GAY?" Wuxian, Jiang "I'M NOT GAY" Cheng and Lan "Wei Ying I Didn't Even Like Him Like That " Wangji

[pigfartsviatardis]

I think she’s mostly interested in those preventative measures tbh