I don't know what I'm doing 24/7

[phantomrose96]

I don’t want it to be easy. I want the effort to be meaningful. This is about everything.

[beardedmrbean]

[olruuuuuuuuggio]

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[curioscurio]

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

[the-shrimp-alchemist]

love this guy. sometimes i wonder what he was thinking during those years.

[insomniac-arrest]

Introducing a Worldwide Day of Play for the internet will fix us

[insomniac-arrest]

Every site has this banner for 24 hours

[phantomrose96]

*points at previous post* I kinda feel like mentioning for anyone who hasn't been following me for 12 years that I only got into running because I sucked at it big time, and I was mad I sucked at it, and so I decided to suck less. I started off just barely able to do a 12 minute mile at maximum effort. And now over the course of 12 years I'm down to 6:31 min/mile. It's always possible to do something you're bad at.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[dreamyfreakout]

you: don't worry too much about school! c's get degrees!

me: becoming a top student and acing my exams will boost my social ranks among my peers & max out my knowledge score

[dreamyfreakout]

life isn't like persona 4? fffffffffff :,(

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

[qqchurch]

oh my god

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[nylarac]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah