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art blog(derogatory)
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Today's Document
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@sirensnooze
if any of yall that interact with a single one of my art posts see me follow you immediately, it's literally bc i remade a while ago and currently have like 6 followers and 2 mutuals...... trying to expand my circles on here!!!
I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal
... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping
Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!
For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)
This website works so well
stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide
i was revealed a vision where tumblr introduced a new 'side scroll' option where instead of scrolling down through time you scrolled 'across' to different versions of that post across universes, arranged from good to bad. it was very easy to find very good versions of posts but nobody wanted to do that, people just wanted to see the worst versions of everything. 'goodslop' and 'goodposting (derogatory)' became common turns of phrase.
but now i confess that this was no mere vision, dear reader. i scrolled too far and found myself at the very end of the badposting line whereupon my senses returned to me. your terrible posts are extremely popular across the goodverses (derogatory). i hope that one day if i post badly enough and often enough one of them will see and come to rescue me, though deep down i know they'll just get stuck here too
cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point
GAMING NEWS !!
expensive
posts funnier with timestamps on
ceranchia apollina (ghost moth)
“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there
“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.
If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.
Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.
If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.
Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.
i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead
i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on
Thirsty wunk
Victor Nizovtsev
tree grafting techniques
isn't it bizarre that people and animals have to match precise genetic markers for organ donation and take immunosuppressive medication for the rest of their life or else the body will reject it, yet you can pull all sorts of Frankenstein nonsense on plants and it will work so long as they're roughly in the same family
Jingyi Li - Lean on me
