Carpe Natem - Seize the Ass

@sirenwithcoldbuttcheeks

"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first light yourself on fire." • Chemistry Major • Genderfluid • Bisexual • Engaged• INTJ • Cosplayer • Gamer • Cosplay page: www.facebook.com/skyashcosplay Instagram, twitter, gamertag, psn: skykam007 (aka same username for everything) 3DS FC: 1478-4257-7636

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sirenwithcoldbuttcheeks

It was a typical Monday morning at 5:35 am driving to work on the freeway. The traffic ahead of me came to a really fast abrupt stop. You co

So I got into a major car accident this Monday morning. I’m fine, but my car is completely totaled. However I have to commute to work and school. About 80mi round trip everyday and desperately need a car immediately. Anything helps, even just sharing

It was a typical Monday morning at 5:35 am driving to work on the freeway. The traffic ahead of me came to a really fast abrupt stop. You co

So I got into a major car accident this Monday morning. I'm fine, but my car is completely totaled. However I have to commute to work and school. About 80mi round trip everyday and desperately need a car immediately. Anything helps, even just sharing

#emergency #vehicle #accident #personal

Didn't really take many pics this year (like typically at events) but I got a few choice moments. This bftr was definitely far different and full of so much change which is both exciting and scary but I'm over all really happy with this weekend and glad I got to spend it with some really fucking rad people. It's a real bitter sweet feeling being home. #belegarth #bftr #larp #cosplay #costumes #foamfighting #trashcamp

#cosplay #bftr #belegarth #costumes #foamfighting #trashcamp #larp

Finally kicked my ass into gear and finished my Danaerys Targaryan feast garb #gameofthrones #danaerys #motherofdragons #got #fantasy #larp #cosplay #gotcosplay #fashion #garb

#gotcosplay #cosplay #gameofthrones #got #fashion #garb #larp #motherofdragons #fantasy #danaerys

"There, amongst the angry water was the glow of green eyes, hundreds of them encompassed the entire area...They all hung just below the water waiting for a sign to attack. There was no hope. We would all perish..." #siren #mermaid #makeup #greeneyes #bluehair #bluehairdontcare #fantasy #cosplay #ocean

#makeup #mermaid #bluehair #siren #greeneyes #fantasy #cosplay #bluehairdontcare #ocean

Mimosas on the beach was a pretty choice way to end a fun weekend i'd say 👌 #beach #sunset #beachsunset #mimosas #cute #personal (at Ventura, California)

#cute #personal #beach #mimosas #beachsunset #sunset

tycarterart

Sirena of the tiburones blancos for patreon.com/tycarter

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breakfast

godandanime-m

hey op can i ask a question?

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Sure :)

godandanime-m

why did my wife leave me

tastefullyoffensive

animalbody

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

gay-jesus-probably

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

kremeroyale

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

nemfrog

Rude architectural detail, found in a hallway leading to the crypt in the Bourges Cathedral, France. Materials and documents of architecture and sculpture, v.8. 1915.