I'm not creative enough for this

Hi I'm Shrija. I occasionally draw. That's basically it. I have an ao3 now!! its @The_Siloed_Soliloqy

[themamapost]

my ginormous mama

[timdrakelonghairtruther]

Forever a teenager

[gingertea116]

Multiverse of doomed yaoi

[phantomrose96]

First season of FMA:B is actually unreasonably funny because every episode at the 2 minute mark Ed goes “remember Al we can’t let anyone know our bodies are metal and we committed human transmutation. Because the military will probably execute us” and then every episode at the 14 minute mark Ed is screaming at the top of his lungs about how he and Al are made of metal and committed human transmutation. And also the President of the Military is there smiling and nodding and not giving a fuck because Ed is the military’s specialist little boy and he’s expressly permitted to commit murder in the streets and do arson and treason and tax evasion if he’s got enough hands for it and that’s completely fine because, as previously stated, he’s their specialist little sacrifice boy.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[redstonedust]

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[raoza]

First time posting, feeling lowkey shy 💔

[wanderintofics]

whenever Ace the bat hound is scared bruce will very slowly and methodically stroke her head and shoulders while telling her it’s ok and whenever bruce is hunched over having a panic attack she tries to return the favour but on account of having paws mostly ends up smacking him in the face several times but it works anyways because he always ends up laughing

[wanderintofics]

its not a huge gripe and i won't get on anyone's case about it but i don't like it when people call Batman a mother. the implication that caring for a child and wanting a child must be maternal is something i find a little gross. he's not mom coded and he isn't single mother coded, there's just a very narrow definition of what people think is a mother and father's place. the fact that he appears "mom/single-mother" coded has less to do with his character and more to do with that narrow definition of motherhood (and fatherhood)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[wanderintofics]

Bruce wasn’t eating again. Ace didn’t know why, only that he smelled upset and had been very busy. She couldn’t be sure why he wasn’t eating, but she knew of reasons not to eat. She remembered when she was a puppy and had managed to squirm away from the bad men and hide herself in a hole too small for them to follow her. They’d put food outside the entrance but she had known it was a trap and refused it. And she had refused to take food from the chemical-scent-laughing man who had been so unpredictable in snatching the food away and hitting her that she had given up on getting the food at all. She knew about not wanting to eat when the world was too big and scary to feel safe.

You need to eat, Ace. Bruce told her, worried. He held a piece of chicken soaked in gravy up to her face, her favourite, but she turned away. If it was too dangerous for him to eat then she shouldn’t either. But if he was too scared to eat then she knew if she waited long enough she could reassure him into eating with her the same way he had helped her when she had first been brought here. It had taken awhile, it had already been two days since she had eaten anything, but she has been fed well for a long time now. So well it would be many more days before she was truly desperate.

His face twisted, he smelled worried, just as he’d had when he’d once begged her to eat. She watched him carefully. Waiting.

Come on Ace, it’s safe to eat. Bruce took a bite of the chicken then offered her what was left, see? It’s safe, Ace, safe.

There it was. Ace delicately ate the rest from his hand. When he tried to give her another piece without taking some himself she refused it, turning her head away. They would eat together or not at all. She watched him from the corner of her eye, willing him to understand.

[frownyalfred]

Superbat is the most power couple of all time because every JL junior hero / sidekick craves Superman’s approval beaming smile and Batman’s silent but proud presence after a long mission and sometimes — SOMETIMES — you get both in the same mission debrief and have to go curl up in a ball under your sink while you try to remember how to unlock your phone because Superbat being Superbat burned the concept of “numbers” out of your brain through sheer aura

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement