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wait then what's the anorith of the Cambrian explosion
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anomalocaris is like the pikachu of the cambrian explosion
wait then what's the anorith of the Cambrian explosion
idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.
The mystery bug bites was a flea. My cat got fleas
sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.
Really though, what was that about? I don’t know is a valid answer. It communicates very clearly that the child cannot answer your question, and therefore maybe needs more help understanding the question/situation. Why do you try and push them to give an answer they don’t have? That stresses them out and it makes them feel like they’re being punished for not knowing something.
i thought i was the only one with an “i don’t know” problem because my parents made it seem it was the strangest and also most horrible thing in the world. i genuinely didn’t know and they got angry and that only blocked my thoughts more which meant i didn’t know the answer to anything else.
THIS ^^^
Also “I don’t know” is a commonly used sentence for children with ADHD/Autism. We DON’T know why we can’t do our homework. We DON’T know why we can’t eat certain foods sometimes. We DON’T know why we forgot to do a chore. It’s really distressing when you genuinely don’t know and people think you’re just lying or indifferent
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yuppp, that's what it's all about.
I CHANT, "IT'S SPIDER BITES, IT'S SPIDER BITES" LIKE A FUCKING PRAYER EVERY MORN HOPING THAT BY SOME STROKE OF SHEER LUCK IT IS THE PHASE LIKE LAST YEAR WHERE THE SPIDER ATTACKS ME WHILST I SLEEP
u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then
MOWQEOTREHER FUCIERR IOI HATE SPRINGTIME I AM PLAGUED WITH CURSES
DONT GET MEE WRONG I LOVE THE WARMTH POST WINTER
BUT WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CREATURE BITES ME FOR A PERIOD OF A WEEK, LEAVES ME SHAKEN AND CONFUSED, IS NOT BED BUGS, AND LEAVES SPIDER LIKE BITES? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT IS HAPPENING. I'M WORKING NIGHT SHIFT WHAT IS HAPPENING THE
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYMORE AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE HOTEL I STAYED AT HAS A FUCKING BUG PROBLEM IM GOING TO SUE
"Never again means never again for anyone"
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This is Gaza, where not a single house remains standing. We are without shelter, without food, without water. We are dying. We are being bombed every day. We are beingThe destruction is greater. shot at in the middle of Gaza City. Where is the ceasefire agreement? Where is the humanity? They are shooting at and targeting people who go to get some firewood for their families to cook. We are truly oppressed. The bombing is still
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔
here we go again
reblogging the golden potato
hoping it will work
that my life will get a perk
Always reblog the potato.
Please potato
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