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Bagginshield Reshirement AU but instead of it being forever lovely and sweet, it’s Thorin suffering in the Shire’s summer heat because he was born and raised on a cold mountain.

The poor man is even more miserable than usual because his Dwarfish Bulk TM makes it so he retains heat remarkably well, his lovely long hair making things worse. As much as he tries to enjoy the peace, there’s only so much he can stand while being sweaty and stinky and tired and having to carry a parasol and a bloody frilly handkerchief around to dab at his forehead.

Eventually Thorin takes to just laying in his underwear in Bilbo’s garden under an umbrella as Bilbo goes around watering his flowers, occasionally watering Thorin while he’s at it.

misscottontale

Commission for a lovely Twitter user - this was soso fun to do <3

littlleone

“are you ready to stop acting like a brat now?”

first of all, this is no act

#kili #kili durin #the hobbit #tolkien

mo0nbugs

Bilbo "obsessed with maps" Baggins and Thorin "lost his way twice in a town with one road" Oakenshield

The arguments they have over directions must be legendary

mayday-guilt

Dwarves drink heavy ales, strong mead, and thick black coffee that smells like burnt coal. Bilbo’s delicate chamomile and mint teas are considered "hot grass water" by most of the iron-willed lords of Erebor. However, whenever Thorin suffers from a severe sore throat or stress after a long council meeting, he secretly slips into Bilbo’s rooms and demands a cup of "the grass drink." Bilbo always serves it in a massive stone mug so that if any other Dwarf walks in, it looks like the King is drinking heavy liquor. Thorin will sit there, sipping sweet chamomile tea with honey out of a terrifying skull-shaped mug, looking completely content

teainwednesday

Sleep time pt. 2

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nightyboop

Bilbo sparring with Thorin purely because he wants that dwarf to pin him to the ground. sent tweet

deckitout

I don’t know about you, but I think Fili and Kili would be allstar beer pong players HOWEVER Bilbo would wipe the floor with them

lesbian-aunt

nothing will ever be funnier than all of the thirteen Dwarves of the company absolutely *cowering* with fear when Bilbo Baggins gets angry.

They fought Orcs and Goblins, Escaped from Thranduil's dungeon, faced a dragon, but a three feet tall hobbit with a scratched frying pan in his hands can put the fear of god in their eyes

hopeful-recoveryy

What a privilege it is to get old.

What a privilege it is to show signs of aging.

What a privilege it is to not have passed at a young age.

What a privilege it is to have smile lines, wrinkles, graying hair, healing scars, and other signs your body has lived for years.

What a privilege it is to get old.

obscuredurins

Its tiiiiime♡

Starting July 1st ObscureDurins will be hosting

TOLKIEN DISABILITY PRIDE

This event focuses on ALL creative works focusing on disability in Tolkien's universe.

You can do worldbuilding, fan fic, fan art, share a favorite character, your favorite headcanons, write a song, poem, show us your LOTRO Oc!ANYTHING providing-

Absolutely NO USE OF AI IN ANY PART OF THE PROCESS

Ableism and violence against Disabled character should be done with nuance and plot in mind. Remember this is a pride event we are more than willing to have dead dove- provided it is done justly and tactfully.

Tag all your works appropriately and place under a read more.

Tag: "tolkien disability pride" AND "obscuredurins" to get your work featured.

We have an AO3 collection!

This is a spoonie friendly event!We accept past works, WIPS, and encourage this as our time to display PRIDE in our community.

numenoria

anthraxofeffervescence

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

anthraxofeffervescence

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

bloodyraven1001

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.