Whips, clips, and trips.

NSFW, strictly 18 and over. I'm a cerebral Primal, usually sadistic, always freaky. Daddy to my lovely wife Misstheswitch, sir to our various pets. Say hi unless youre an asshole, in which case keep your farts to yourself.

[viralfrog]

Yoga is good

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[daddyssleepypup-deactivated2020]

Little foods 🍪🍼

[majestic-username168]

[catchymemes]

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[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[sirmercurial]

This might be a new favorite.

[kimkimber]

[danielledreamsthedayaway]

Such a good boy. 😍

[sweet-dom]

When I say I’m a sweet dom, I don’t mean I’m not going to spank you raw and fuck your throat or eat you til you’re screaming.

I don’t mean I’m not gonna whip you and call you a cockslut, but I’m gonna smile and call you my pretty little cockslut, god look at those gorgeous lips stretched around my cock, don’t you love being used like that, sweetheart? I love how you look like this.

I don’t mean you won’t get punished or degraded or pushed around, but I’m gonna kiss your gorgeous neck and tell you how good you’re being, that just because you broke the rules doesn’t mean you’re bad, just that you need to be punished.

And while I pound you til you’re raw, I’ll be wiping the tears from your eyes and kissing your cheeks, pulling the hair out of your face and telling you how fucking beautiful you look like that.

[sweet-spit]

the cutest thing ever is when ur fingering a girl n u tell them to keep looking at u but their eyes keep fluttering shut bc it feels so good so u have to slap her n spit in her face and tell her to keep her eyes open for u

[sexyhotbackdimples]

[themodernstepford]

Sir: It’s cute when porn stars enjoy what they do and are proud of who they are.

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[mental-health-recovery]

You’re not reading this by accident.

Everything is going to be okay.

Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before.

You’ve been this uncomfortable, anxious and scared, and you survived.

Close your eyes and feel the universe within you making a way for you right now.

[isthislivingg]

Daily reminder: If they wanna talk to you, they will. If they wanna be with you, they will. If they wanna make things work, they will. Don’t let things be one sided. It’s not healthy, and it’s not fair to you.

[insomniac-arrest]

On Mars Rover Opportunity

I was once having an argument with a classmate of mine and we were talking about the capacity for humans to do good or bad

we were history majors, so I was bringing up various man-made famines and genocide and how the human collective capacity for cruelty was vast and often underestimated

I remember very vividly that she said ‘yeah, but the capacity for humans to do good is underestimated too.’

I was a bit of a pessimist at the time, so I was like ‘I mean, sure, people do nice things for each other every day, but it’s not really on a large scale.’

and she was like :( and showed me something on her computer, it was an article about Opportunity

she said ‘we made a robot that we said would last 90 days, it’s lasted 13+ years. We underestimate our own capacity to create, humans ability to create for the greater good is larger than we think.’

the current global predicament is often clouded by pessimism and fear, but here is a little robot that defied the most optimistic of predictions for it’s life

Opportunity is down, but I will always remember how we can still surprise ourselves with an ability to create for good

[sirmercurial]

Everything about this

[sirmercurial]