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@sismyn
me: minding my own business
*suddenly gets flashbacks of whitney’s miltank*
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only thing you need to know about me: i love pokemon SO MUCH
I made a Pokémon alignment chart
No offence but Pokemon has been nothing but a positive force in my life and I will love Pokemon forever
GREAT concept: incineroar doing regular asshole cat things. sleeping on ur bed and taking up all the space. knocking things off the counter while maintaining eye contact with you. leaving fainted pokemon outside your door to show you how strong he is. puking fireballs into ur shoes
incineroar sittin outside ur bathroom door while ur tryin 2 poop just meowing loudly bc ur trapped in there without him. he elbow-drops the door open to rescue you. this has happened six times since he evolved
Monument Valley honestly kept me from having a panic attack a few weeks ago.
I was on hold with my bank for roughly a half hour because someone had stolen my debit card number and had charged a couple hundred dollars worth of stuff to it. All I could think about while I was on hold was what if my rent check bounces, I can’t afford the late fee I’ll be slapped with and I’m already on bad terms with my super - and I felt that horrible grip around my chest squeezing down and my breathing getting faster.
Normally I can just drink a cold glass of water and sit in front of my ac (to remind myself that no, my throat is not actually closing up, and that yes, I can still successfully get air into my lungs with the help of a fan) but this time neither of those tricks did anything. Well actually that’s not true, they reminded me that I was alone in my apartment, and if couldn’t find a way to calm down, I wouldn’t necessarily be able to get help - which only scared the shit out of me even more.
So I sat in front of my AC and pulled up the brightest, happiest looking app I have on phone, which is Monument Valley, and within ten minutes of building pathways to guide the princess through the castle I was breathing normally. I found myself thinking, look at this bitch, you’re already solving this, this will be cleared up with your bank in the next half hour, and in case your check bounces, you’ll have documentation as to why to show your landlord. On good days, it’s sometimes honestly as simple as helping a tiny me walk through a beautiful castle while solving simple puzzles to remind myself:
I got this.
GASP DOWNLOADING THEM ALL
Monument Valley is an absolute joy and beauty of a game, and I’m definitely checking out some of the others now.
monument valley is fantastic and i’ve been thinking about trying some of these others :3
abyssrium is also really relaxing! you basically raise marine life! the art is also really pretty
proof ho-oh is superior to lugia
ho-oh keeps his shit ass gerbil children (entei, raikou, suicune) in line, unlike lugia, who can’t control his fucking nightmare spawn, moltres, articuno, and zapdos
Compare that to Arceus who had to banish one of their spawn into it’s own damn pocket dimension that doesn’t comply with the physics of the world Arceus created.
new dad tier system
good tier/ho-oh: lets you have your space, gave you structure and life skills so that you could be a successful adult
mid tier/lugia: means well but no one was given any emotional skills and thus no one understands conflict resolution
shit tier/arceus: locks you out of the house for embarrassing them in public
Bad tier/Regigigas: locks you up in your room with an annoying puzzle lock and no food, then leaves the country and falls asleep where no one can find him.
i think regigigas is somehow below shit tier
authoritative tier/rayquaza: lets you do you for the most part. but heaven help you if you start shit, especially if you and your sibling start squabbling
My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice
interesting method
My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?
I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.
Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.
1-5: Plains and fields
6-8: Forests
9-11: Mountains
12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands
15-17: Farms and towns
18-19: Larger cities
20: Capitals and castles
what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?
then you have a very busy continent
professor willow loves every pokemon transferred to him
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name’s the same, Team Red
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Sonic Adventure
Sonic: I need to save the world from Eggman!
Knuckles: I need to save Angel Island from Chaos!
Tails: I want to become more independent!
Amy: I want to become more independent!
E-102 Gamma: I am torn between my loyalty to my creator and my bond towards my brothers. There are feelings of compassion within me that I do not understand. Can a robot truly be said to feel? I must rescue my brethren from the hell that Robotnik forces them through. The only way to save them, and myself, is through our destruction. Only then can the lives trapped within us be free.
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MCOC Fightin’ Strategies (WIP)
General MCOC Info
Last Edited 3/10/2016
First of all, large opponents (Hulk, Abomination, Juggernaut, Thanos, Hulkbuster, Rhino, Venom, Joe Fix-It) have a VERY FAST heavy attack, especially with superior AIs. When you block normal attacks, always be ready to swipe back in case they lean back for a heavy.
Champions that can/have... (Asterisked have to be duped for that ability to take effect.) (Ctrl+F is your friend here.)
Absorption: Captain Marvel*, Ms. Marvel*, Ultron* (converts energy attacks into health and power)
Armor Up: Colossus, Dr. Strange, Hulkbuster, Iron Man, Iron Patriot, Scarlet Witch*, Super. Iron Man, Unstoppable Colossus, War Machine (increases defense)
Break armor: Cyclops, Elektra (Immune to bleed only), Hulkbuster, Iron Fist, Iron Man, Iron Patriot, Magnetox, New Daredevil (stunned opponents), Rocket Raccoon, Spider-Man, Spider-Man (Cosmic), Super. Iron Man, War Machine (opposite of armor up)
Cause bleed with normal or crit attacks: Black Panther, Drax, Guillotine, Joe Fix-It, Moon Knight, Scarlet Witch*, Ultron, Wolverine, Wolverine X-23, Xpool (this will do a percentage of their attack over a short amount of time. Some can stack it)
Cause bleed with specials: Captain America II, Deadpool, Drax, Elektra, Gamora, Groot, Hawkeye, Joe Fix-It, Magneto, Magnetox, Moon Knight, Punisher, Rocket Raccoon, Star-Lord, War Machine, Xpool
Cauterize: Drones (?), Ultron (when bleeding, stops bleeding and deals attack instead)
Cruelty: Black Widow, Cyclops*, Gamora, Groot*, Rocket Raccoon, Storm* (Increases critical damage)
Direct Damage: Captain Marvel, Ronan (Some special attacks ignore armor and resistances)
Element Gun: Star-Lord special attacks 2 & 3 (gun randomly selects an element from the following: fire (armor break), air (shock, like bleed but ignores physical resistance), water (power drain), earth (heal block))
Enfeeble: Scarlet Witch*, Spider-Man, Spider-Man (C) (Reduces crit damage)
Evade: Black Widow, Daredevil (projectiles)*, Moon Knight (New Moon), New Daredevil (projectiles), Spider-Gwen, Spider-man*, Spider-Man (c) (completely dodges attack randomly by moving back, even if they are against the wall; chance to evade varies; some activated by using a special)
Fate Seal: Dr. Strange (prevents the gain of beneficial effects)
Fatigue: Ant-man, Captain America, Scarlet Witch* (reduces attack power)
Fury: Abomination, Cap. Marvel, Drax, Groot, Hulk, Juggernaut, Ms. Marvel, Moon Knight (Waning), Punisher, Rhino, Star-Lord, Winter Soldier (increases attack power)
Glancing: Ant-Man* (similar to evade; dodges 50% of damage and does not move back)
Heal Block: Kang, Magneto, Magnetox, Scarlet Witch*
Immune to bleed: Colossus, Drones, Groot, Luke Cage, The Vision, Ultron, Unst. Colossus, Vision
Immune to poison: Abomination, Black Bolt, Cap. Marvel, Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Ronan, The Vision, Ultron, Vision
Indestructible: Luke Cage, Venompool (won’t take damage but can still be pushed around, Luke activates it on the first hit)
Nullify: Dr. Strange*, Scarlet Witch (removes beneficial bonuses from opponent; AKA counterspell)
Perfect Block Chance: Captain America, Captain America II, Daredevil, New Daredevil (perfect blocks block all damage; I did not put this one up before now because anyone with the perfect block master can have all their champions do perfect blocks)
Physical Resistance: Groot, Guillotine, New Daredevil,
Poison: Abomination*, Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch*
Power Burn: Magik, The Vision, Vision (takes some of the opponent’s power meter and turns it into damage)
Power Drain: Hawkeye (removes a portion of the opponent’s power meter)
Power Gain: Dr. Strange, Vision*, Xpool (cyclically/randomly/steadily gains a portion of power meter during the fight)
Power Lock: Magik, Scarlet Witch* (prevents opponent from gaining or losing power)
Power Steal: Magik, The Vision* (takes a portion of the opponent’s power meter and adds it to their own)
Power Sting: Yellowjacket (activating a special attack when stung takes damage; if the YJ is duped, they’ll be stunned when the sting wears off if they don’t make a special)
Precision: Black Panther, Black Widow, Cyclops, Daredevil, Elektra, Iron Fist, Moon Knight, Rocket Raccoon*, Scarlet Witch, Spider-Man, Yellowjacket (lands critical hits more often)
Rebound Damage: Electro (contact hits deal back a portion of damage)
Regenerate/regain health: Deadpool, Dr. Strange, Groot, Guillotine*, Iron Man*, Iron Patriot*, Joe Fix-It (*?), Magik*, Mutant Class Drones/Adaptoids/Symbioids, Scarlet Witch*, Super. Iron Man*, Ultron, Wolverine, Wolverine X-23 (recovers a percentage of max health over a certain amount of time; some stack and some are permanent; AKA self-repair, rewind)
Soul Harvest: Guillotine (each soul charge increases crit damage)
Stun with specials: Black Bolt, Black Widow, Captain America, Daredevil, Daredevil New, Drone (Mystic), Electro, Iron Patriot, Joe Fix-It, Moon Knight (Full Moon), Ronan, Scarlet Witch*, Storm, Symbioid (Skill), Thor, Winter Soldier*, Yellowjacket* (an inability to move, block, or attack for a few seconds depending on the level)
Unstoppable: Juggernaut, Unst. Colossus (attacks will not push them back; from what I’ve observed, unstoppable only activates at the very beginning of the battle and after every special attack they use; how long it lasts depends on the level; this seems to have been updated so that non-duped chars )
(These are all the ones I have for now, message me for any I’m missing; especially helpful would be any observations on those that can only be fought and not opened from a crystal, like Kang, Thanos, Adaptoids Symbioids or Drones, or those I do not have, like Kamala, Agent Venom, Symbiote Spidey, Miles Morales Spidey, Luke Cage, Fix-It, She-Hulk, et cetera!)
The following are each member’s personal opinions and are in no way the only way or even the best ways to fight.
General Strategies:
Class bonuses are the foremost factor in a relatively evened out team. It is usually best to go with your strongest champion of each class - teams consist of a maximum of 5 champions, so check the quest stats before going in to see which one you’ll need the least. Champions also vary per path.
Another factor that can be very helpful is synergy, though that comes partly with luck of crystal spins. If you have the option of putting together a synergetic team, more power to you. (:
Inferior AIs (low streak PVP, early story quests) tend to spend a lot of time blocking instead of attacking, and are fairly slow in terms of realizing you’re about to throw a heavy.
Superior AIs (high streak PVP, later story quests, AQs), however, will not give you a chance to throw a heavy attack - I have not used a heavy attack on purpose myself in months. They will hit you before you finish charging and proceed to beat the crap out of you. If they are blocking, hit their block with combos 1-3 times and then block (if you do all five they will have an opportunity to hit you) - they will try to heavy attack or hit you normally, that’s your chance.
When you are against someone who causes bleed, BLOCK EVERYTHING. This is actually true with most status afflictions - blocking won’t let them take effect.
As for regeneration and armor up, you may want someone with nullify/counterspell, or someone with armor break. Deadpool also gets a large regen at 25% health, if you hit him immediately with a special you should be able to knock him out. Be gentle w/ him.
Strategies for Kang (Tech)(A2C4Q6)(2.2k Rating):
Sismyn said class advantage (Cosmic) and bleeding is good.
SleepyDragonfly said that a duped Iron Man is quite good, even with a rating 1k below Kang’s.
Strategies for Duped Scarlet Witch (Mystic)(A3C4Q5/PVP/AQ)(2.3k):
Scarlet Witch’s duped power allows her to randomly inflict a status - pretty much any of the ones listed above - when either her or the opponent makes a critical hit (the likelihood of this happening varies; for a 3* that’s been duped once it’s a 54% chance). Class advantage to science, avoid using those with high crit rates to prevent all these status inflictions.
Strategies for Thanos (Cosmic)(A3C4Q6)(3.2k):
Redbeard7 would like to remind you that he BLEEDS >D
Use your strongest guys and try to go in with as much health as possible. Class advantage to Mystic.
Strategies for Ultron (Tech)(AQ)(>5K - Varies Depending on AQ Level):
Sismyn recommends that you wait to attack Ultron in AQ until at least the nodes that give +200% Att and HP are gone, but preferably all nodes that link to Ultron should be gone.
She also advises that you do NOT allow him to get third power, especially if you are bleeding. Class advantage to Cosmic.
Strategies for Venom (Cosmic)(AQ)(>5k - Varies Depending on AQ Level):
Mystic. Avoid Third power. He can bleed. Be sure that the regen link node (Hawkeye) is gone before attack. 1% may not seem like a lot, but the guy has a bajillion health, one percent of which is....a lot.
TBA Act 4 and probably some ranting about node boosts
Girls vs Guys playing Video Games.
Guys; Oh, alright. So we gotta enter from here, then reach there.. okay, I see. I’m almost out of ammo though so I should check around really quick.. okay. So, we go there..
Girls; YOU TINY LITTLE PIECE OF SHITTING SHIT I’M GONNA GUT YOU ALL DUMP FUCKERS wait where’s my shotgun WHERE’S MY SHOTGUN okay, there we go BANG GOTTA BANG GOTTA BANG GO DOWN YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING LITTLE TWISTED FUCKS wait, I’m stuck I GOT STUCK I’m out of bullets WHY AM I OUT OF BULLETS -slams the joystick- -slams the joystick again- RUN. FASTER. WILL. YOU. FUCKERS. EASTER RABBIT FUCKING WORMS you MORTAL MONKEY SWINES.
Literally me
video game enemy: *heals self*
me: how dare you
Trying to catch a legendary pokemon but it keeps breaking out of the pokeballs so you get mad and kill it