Sentence Starters Based Off Things Iâve Said To My Cat
âItâs just a shower, buddy, it ainât gonna eat ya.â
âI JUST cleaned that!â
âWhy are you on the table?â
âI canât help you find the bug, itâs gone.â
âYou are so soft. And cuddly.â
âWhy do you look so soft all the time? Whatâs your hair routine?â
âQuit begging for ice cream, Iâm not giving you any.â
âYou canât have any of this, youâre lactose intolerant.â
âGrab something off my plate again, I swear to god.âÂ
âYou smell like shit.â
âThatâs my foot, little buddy.â
âWhy are you attacking me?â
âPut the wires DOWN.â
âI canât believe you ate that.â
âWhy are you like this?â
âWere you waiting for me to get home? Awwwww.â
âWho wants a hug? Not you? Youâre getting one anyway.âÂ
âCome back! Let me love you.â
âI just gave you food, why do you want mine?â
âYouâre really hyper today but thatâs normal I guess.âÂ
âHey babyyy. Baaaaby. Baaaaabyyyyyy. Are you getting annoyed?â
âAwwwww, you DO love me!â