Just a cook

18+ Independent OC RP blog for Ghost. Open to all interactions. Send in asks or DMs. Will be some Spanish throw around. follows from kaphiraferret93

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[the-red-cassock]

I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY HELL.

BLOODY.

[foodffs]

hot buttered rum

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[deactivated-blog]

Send “🎲+ a bet” and my muse will say whether or not they’re willing to make that bet.

(If you cannot see the emoji, send “Gamble + a bet”)

[inboxideas]

Send "Am I interrupting something?" and my character will explain why they're undressing in the middle of the room.

[jennieroleplays]

SEND MY MUSE A SENTENCE

“You’ve got to me kidding me.”

“Get your ass in here now”

“What have I done now?”

“How old are you really?”

“I can’t believe you lied to me”

“Do you wanna build a snowman?”

“I can’t believe you lost him.”

“I hate you.”

“I love you.”

“Please, don’t leave.”

“I told you. I do give the best hugs.”

“You so owe me.”

“What’s a soulmate?”

“Would you kiss me in the rain?”

“Get off me.”

“Leave me alone”

“What are you doing here?”

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

My muse is asleep. Go into my ask box and wake them up however you'd like.

[fancied-another-meme]

↖Slow as fuck with replies but does it anyway.. eventually..

[shockwavexpulsar-memories-blog]

send me a "◆" if you like rping with me or want to someday.

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

[memesforthesoul]

If my muse had an instruction label, what would it say?

[sister-reina]

Send me “ⓀⒾⓈⓈ” for my muse’s reaction to yours kissing one of their scars

[wildflowerjelly]

[yibitos]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrSoofWgoyS/

[stardewvalleyrecipes]

Bonus Recipe: Bran Muffins

I had a lot of bananas to use up, but this recipe can be made without them if you want.  Difficulty: Easy, 40 minutes. Makes 12 large muffins (more if you use bananas)

-1 ½ cups all-purpose flour -½ cup oat or wheat bran -½ cup sugar -1 tablespoon baking powder -pinch of salt -1 teaspoon cinnamon, ground cloves -1 egg -¼ cup milk -1/3 cup vegetable oil -3-4 mashed bananas -chopped nuts, optional (I didn’t add in any) OR -¾ cup milk if not using bananas (other proportions stay roughly the same)

In a medium bowl, combine the flour, bran, sugar, baking powder, salt, and spices. 

Add the egg, milk, vegetable, and mashed bananas. Mix until well incorporated. 

Lightly grease a muffin tin and spoon the batter in about 2/3rd full. 

Bake at 400°F for 20 minutes or til done. If your batter has bananas in it, it might take a couple more minutes. 

Cool and serve with butter. These muffins are easy and delicious (especially with the hint of cinnamon and cloves), so I can see why Emily ate so many of them. I’ve made this recipe many times and it’s great both with bananas and without. 

-SVR