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bestofphantwitter

Link

wildlymint

u u uwa uwa~

ohno-wallace

Dating Pro Tip! : Take them to a place they’ll hate 🥰

fairycosmos

new indeed job just dropped

lleyksie

too many catnip mice, too little time.

ms-blossom

boybirds

cat and bear save the world

indigosfindings

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

girlballs-archive

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

dnpgiggle

everyday since monday

fryday

they were boyfriends when they grabbed each other's hands during spooky week. they were boyfriends when sister daniel flustered phil to his knees during halloween baking. they were boyfriends when dan gave phil the pour bot hem and fog mi heart cards. they were boyfriends when phil walked out in the mystery man at the museum fit and dan lost the power of measured speech. they were boyfriends when dan attempted to undo phil's shirt buttons with his teeth.

peej-on-your-rivalry

that’s basically it :3

hayzel

Guys, I can't, I feel physically ill😭. Twitter is taking me out lmaooo

phlondsbian

now more than ever. i’m having the best days of my life because of fujoing out. and you have nothing

the-boring-distopia

If Ianthe Tridentarius was in any other media she would be so hated and salty people would make youtube analysis videos about how much she sucks, they would strip her of all her nuance.

But this is a the Locked Tomb fandom, everybody here is either a lesbian or an evil woman apologist, every time Ianthe commits a crime against humanity we clasp our hands together in prayer and thank Muir for this meal. I never once heard anybody in this fandom try to fix Ianthe but I saw many posts and fanfics about how we could make her worse. She is an evil leucistic stick in an incestious relationship with her own sister, she also ate one person and lobotomized an other, when she'll return in Alecto the Ninth I know we will all cheer like it's the fucking super bowl.

As we should. The character of all time

birds-and-the-birds

nuthatch doing nuthatch things

metautske

@gallusrostromegalus . casts spell of silly reverse gravity

gallusrostromegalus

Nuthatches are very silly and profoundly athletic birds who use thier silliness to (at least attempt) terrorize other birds away from their nests or the feeder.

You know, like mimes!

animentality

true-bean

You guys are never gonna fucking believe what it’s actually called

elfgrove

jackscarab

They can try, and spend absurd amounts of money, and they might even make absurd amounts of money back, but we all know the real metric of cultural relevance.