The Watermelon Depends on the Situtation

26/ F

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[thememedaddy]

[pussyinhalerr-deactivated202403]

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Grab somebody sexy tell em hey

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[indolentjellyfish]

tiny glass aphid

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

Uhhhh let me be queer

[thememedaddy]

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[oldwinesoul]

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[stuckinapril]

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day