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holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer

j-uuce

if emily pope isn’t in control resonant i might crash out

j-uuce

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE TO ME

#LONG HAIR EMILY!!!!!!!

herpsandbirds

𝐵𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑦𝑠𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑦𝑚𝑎, a new species of lungless salamander (Plethodontidae) is described from Amazonian Peru. This species was found along the Yuyapichis River, a region of exceptional biodiversity, but one under serious and growing pressure from illegal gold mining.

"When threatened, some individuals displayed a coiled antipredator posture which we speculate could represent a bird dropping mimesis."

𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲

Translating phylogeny into taxonomy: a new plethodontid salamander species, genus 𝐵𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑎, from Amazonian Peru

Open-access - https://www.tandfonline.com/.../10.../01650521.2026.2665359

𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

Glaw, F., Köhler, J., Castillo-Urbina, E., Siu-Ting, K., Santa-Cruz, R., Aguilar-Puntriano, C., … Vences, M. (2026). Translating phylogeny into taxonomy: a new plethodontid salamander species, genus 𝐵𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑎, from Amazonian Peru. Studies on Neotropical Fauna and Environment, 1–19. https://doi.org/10.1080/01650521.2026.2665359

#bird shit salamander 🫵🫵🫵

baby-krill

ANYWAY!! shane and ilya have kids via surrogate. ilya sort of makes an argument for not using his sperm on account of his depression and genetics and shane is like hey, shut the fuck up? end of conversation. also shane imagined a toddler with ilya’s unruly mop of curls one single time and now he will crash out if he doesn’t at least get a shot at making that dream come true. they do the nph/david burtka thing and each fertilize one donor egg and it’s a long shot that they’ll both take but they’re trying it anyway and they also manage to turn it into a sort of competition because they are freaks like that. both eggs take, obviously, thru the power of true love and the universe’s own unwillingness to pick a winner between the two of them. ilya full on fucking cries one summer when the kids are 3 and they’re getting them ready for bed after a long day outside at the cottage and he notices the tiniest smattering of freckles across the bridge of his toddler’s nose. shane of course gets his curly haired baby because he is the #1 I Get Everything I Want Through the Power of Visualization motherfucker this world has ever seen.

kuromi-hoemie

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

kuromi-hoemie

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

rainbow-femme

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

jesse-is-spiralling

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

lostinthewoodsomewhere

She 🥲

#SHE 🤲

urmomsonfire

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

laterkiss

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

thepinkpestilence

more people could identify as asexual/aromantic if they not only knew what that label is but also knew about how wide the spectrum could be. because not every ace/aro person feels the same way and even people who DO have a general idea on what it means, could still be like "yeah no i cant be possibly ace/aro because i feel/do this and that"

#recently been considering and reckoning with the fact that I might possibly be aro #in addition to being ace already #😮‍💨🫩

applerums

happy resonance release date reveal day

vampirejuno

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

subaru-copilot

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

felysha

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

felysha

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.