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Dwemer Machine

Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Art by Adam Adamowicz

I don’t know what this is but if I was in a dwarven ruin and this thing jumped out of a hole in the wall I’d piss myself in real life.

#Skyrim

I’m back into ESO after a long hiatus into Fallout 76 and not only do I barely know what I’m doing anymore but JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THIS ORC AT GLENUMBRA MOOR SO GOOD LOOKING??? How did I miss him the first time around?

#eso #eso Daggerfall covenant #eso orc #elder scrolls online #elderscrollsonlne #tesblr

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newvegascowboy

People dunk on danse for a lot of perfectly valid reasons, but saying "ad victoriam" after sex should NOT be one of them. Do you hear the tone of voice that man says that in? Smug little asshole. I KNOW he just gave Sole a legs shaking, vision whiting out, moaning-like-youre-being-paid-for-it orgasm. That man is patting himself on the back for a job well done while his partner lies in post orgasmic bliss, unable to form a thought for at least the next twelve hours. He can say ad victoriam if he wants to. He deserves it.

argisthebulwark

i think farkas should always be showing a little cleavage

Ugh. I’ve ranted about this before but I’m going to do it again.

I was going to respond to this on Reddit but browsing through the comments it’s obvious that 99% of the people responding have never even played through the Institute and go in another direction the second Shaun says something offensive to them. Basically the thread is talking about what an unfeeling asshole Shaun is, didn’t care about the sole survivor, didn’t care about his dead parent, etc., etc.

Does no one actually talk to Shaun? Because he says a lot and constantly contradicts his first meeting with you. He’s got shields up in your first meeting and the more you talk to him the more he lets his guard down and when you get through it all, some things are glaringly obvious.

Synth Shaun wasn’t a vanity project - he’s asking you if you could love Synth Shaun because he WANTS TO WATCH YOU AS A FATHER. I think it’s Ali Filmore who says she doesn’t get why Shaun made the synth (because there’s no actual reason for a child synth to be created except to be a replacement for a child that a parent has lost …) He made sure the synth was the first thing you saw when you entered the Institute and waited for you to react to finding the child before intervening. I 100% believe that’s why Synth Shaun exists.

He doesn’t let you out “to see what would happen” like it’s just a science experiment - he knows that his mother died to protect him, and for a guy who never experienced affection as a child that absolutely rocked his world and he wants to know to what lengths you would go to for him, then proceeds to watch you burn the world down to get to him.

“With old age comes regret, and asking "what if..." more often.” Literal lies. He tells you later (I’m pretty sure it’s on his death bed) that he thought about you as he grew up.

“I'm afraid I have little experience with those emotions, having lived my life within the Institute.” You mean the Institute filled with loving families? He’s telling you that he had a shitty childhood, that no one showed him any affection. He knew what he was missing. He was something to be harvested. Can you imagine what finding out how he came to be in the institute did to him? How knowing Nora fought to the death made him feel?

And it just goes on and on until he’s on his death bed.

It really infuriates me when games beat you over the head with what they’re trying to say or relies on info dumps, so the fact that Bethesda didn’t do that with Father and let you unpack it and then most players DON’T unpack it makes me nuts.

#fallout 4 #fallout #fallout 4 shaun

neenarchive

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

neenarchive

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

neenarchive

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

Ever just be minding your own business when all of a sudden you start to think about when Brynjolf leans over Mercer’s desk like this?

#skyrim #skyrim brynjolf

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By @isaacmarion

I have such a lady boner for Knight Shin it’s shameless.

Edit to add:

Oh heeeeey niiiiice. Nice discovery that Bethesda let us romance him, kind of. More like how you can romance Harding in DA3. It’s not outright a romance like in FO4 but when you go back to talk to him after the quest is over, it’s pretty clear from his response that you two are either getting busy or about to get busy

#fallout 76 #fo76 #fallout 76 knight shin #fallout76

Where tf are the other 3 holds?

#Skyrim #oh TEMU #the elder scolls online #the elder scrolls

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sixrandompirates

That goddamn Bosmer merchant’s face in the IC until I help him.

“Welcome to my shop!”

*radiates intense hatred*

“Come again!*

*hopes you trip and die on your way to the door*

thana-topsy

I came out to my car today to find someone had left this TUCKED UNDER MY WINDSHIELD WIPER.

To be fair...

My car is literally covered in Skyrim bumper stickers and my custom license plate is a Skyrim reference... But still. I have no idea who left this. I'm feeling both loved and threatened. I love this game.