Season of the Bitch

Bitchcraft

[sixsixsixsatansbitch]

[nando161mando]

[villainessbian]

[bugged-ubuntu]

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

[leahgardner-art]

Are you a tummy ache girl or a headache girl? I’m both

[ruinedchildhood]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[cosmonautroger]

capybara

[kookygobbledygook]

[petermorwood]

Someone else put it very well:

"That's a guineabig"...

[crazy-brazilian]

[demigardess]

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[seagull-empress]

Friendly reminder that his family are nazi sympathizers and actual nazis. His family participated in South African apartheid and got rich off slave labor.

[lost-carcosa]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[charlesoberonn]

“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[joestoyes]

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

[q834tq3hgfq39fh9q348h-deactivat]

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

[bittyblueeyes]

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

“why are you like this?,” I grumble at the inanimate object that is doing it again

[victoryorunderground]

“Please don’t yell at me,” I say to the inanimate object that is making vague beeping/the- function-you-attempted-didn’t-work noises

[xiaq]

“Good job!!” I say to the inanimate object that has completed the task it was created to do.

[roxannepolice]

“Don’t you dare” I grit at the printer making one noise more than normal.

[the-haiku-bot]

“Don’t you dare” I grit

at the printer making one

noise more than normal.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[latibule-e-deactivated20231012]

Rise up, then. Mend your ways, start seeing what you are instead of calculating what you should become.

— Franz Kafka, from a diary entry c. August 1916, featured in “Diaries.”

[vizthedatum]

Questions to ask during Disability Pride Month

Happy Disability Pride Month!

Is your workplace really a place where disabled folks can thrive?

Do you measure the worth of your employees via ableist metrics?

Are you a person-first or a production/resource-first organization?

Do you foster an environment that rehabilitates those suffering from burnout into success or do you give up on them and let them go?

If someone doesn't "look" disabled but tells you that they're disabled, what do you do? How do you react?

What accommodations do you ask for from your employer for your disability?

If a person loses an ability that affects their employment, is the onus of finding a solution fall upon the employee or the employer?

Is it fair that people have to seek out a diagnosis for X disability to receive accommodations, where seeking a diagnosis costs time, money, and, sometimes, humiliation from multiple healthcare providers who may or may not believe you?

Who gets to decide what is considered disabling?

Universal healthcare, maybe?

Is it fair to ask disabled people to file for disability claims, get lawyers, go through paperwork, "prove" their disability, etc. in their country of residence in order to survive when they cannot earn income?

[ninasdrafts]

“It lives in me - this fear of not doing enough, of not being enough, of being an impostor. Of being someone who needs others instead of being someone others need. It’s blue paint splattered on the wall when it used to be red. It’s an ocean roaring white, waves crashing against the shore and taking away what’s always been there. I’d give it everything, you know, I’d give you my all. But these days I’m not sure that’s enough anymore. These days I’m not sure you’ve ever seen me the way I do when I stare at myself in the mirror. With the scratches and bruises and colour chipped off at the edges. I wonder why you keep me small when you should make me feel taller than the highest mountain. Maybe that’s because it’s exactly what I expected when my fingers brushed yours for the first time. Maybe that’s because this is what I’ve always settled for - someone else who makes me feel less so I don’t have to do it myself.”

— make me feel less / n.j.

[ducissatenebrarum]

An “initiation well,” used in magical rites, which was excavated at the Quinta da Regaleira estate in Sintra, Portugal.  

[sixsixsixsatansbitch]

The Pandora station for Supertramp the Logical song is 🤌

[puthy]

[catwire]

he really said 🤨🐽🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🤨😐😑