the majestic American Woodech

Laurie. She/they, she gay. 33. Learning how to not be lonely while alone. Reblogging dumb shit that makes me laugh.

[sacred-portal]

[madderhatter]

[literate-ninja]

[bluehawk54]

This is the best email I’ve gotten all year

[bluehawk54]

Holy fuck I’m dying

[myomancer-eng]

@sixtoninecats

[achillesinhighheels]

[cognitohazardous]

my luminous mama

[cottoncandylesbo]

[pangur-and-grim]

he can’t stop being bad

[ghost-gallery]

he's like. an astronaut. or a knight of some sort

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[pangur-and-grim]

little apple head boy. head the size of an apple

[ganons-kingdom]

[kamenwriter]

[segamascott]

[cegaycean]

[drtanner]

It's fine, he's underwater. 💜

[queerism1969]

[myomancer-eng]

@sixtoninecats , it looks like someone saw you on your nature hike.

[sixtoninecats]

@myomancer-eng HOW FUCKING DARE Y-

[salvasti]

15

[rococo-crow]

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[mossypawz]

There is, it's called P Town and it's full of beautiful faggots

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[lumsel]

List of media where the title is significantly more accurate than you expect going in:

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

- Everything Everywhere All At Once

- The Thing

[lumsel]

reviews of the most common tags on this post:

Chainsawman: Yeah I guess if you go in thinking "this is a manga about a dude who wields a chainsaw" then you're going to be very seriously surprised. Like "ohhhh. he's a chainsaw man."

Portal: If I had to take points off this one its that the title is Portal in the singular, and lemme tell you brother. There's a lot more than one Portal in this game.

Ultrakill: I gotta be honest here. I don't know what you were expecting when you bought a first person shooter called "Ultrakill".

[lumsel]

I wanna now shout out that one person who mentioned Rain World, and because having now just played it, fuck dude. They weren't kidding. That World can Rain.

[kunstpause-archive]

The Warrior of Light has the best dialogue sometimes

[sternentreue]

Might I add:

[tokidokifish]

(this one is even funnier when you know it’s in reference to an npc asking, “have you no common sense?”)

[zwierzodudle]

i don’t even remember the context for this one

[badassdemonsword]

[decamarks]

To Mario

Auhfeiuh euyfi efjah aug eweu. Ufeygfi Tfeukfh uef euifka! Yfgkesheu YU efof Hfeuwue seu ef aufheilaskdfeef Ueiufgeiuhereiu gfodsihneu eufheisuh! eieug egoeaine ieg.

From Peach

[cerastes]

Peach: “This edible ain’t shit.”

Peach, 15 minutes later: