PLEASE UNMUTE THIS I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
a cinematic masterpiece
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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
a cinematic masterpiece
i’m laying in bed and my ass is out for No Reason
boo!! we hate your hole!!
Summer fun ☀️ family fun
That does look fun af.
I want to do this
All fun and games until i slide into the table
Need a squad to do this with ,
Too bad my family is trash and I don’t have friends
that slide back after the shot would have me dead
I need friends like this.
Also? I would trip into the table and probably smash my face on it.
universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it
minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history
this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
they kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
obama won sex
romney lost sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
monday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
me when I’m me
The most formal conversation I’ve had on tinder
This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it
“In a very serious and real ceremony”
jesus christ
People feel threatened by this.
Keep that in mind.
literally every single time without fail
Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies.
Fuck off.
i am and i do, ponyfucker
this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog
Bidoofs Law, at it again
Oh God. They’re multiplying.
Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids.
Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.
When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day
This whole post is a big big big mood
This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me. This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she is worthless. This is a little girl whose family life is so horrible that books are her only escape. This is a little girl whose parents constantly belittle her for reading, the only pleasure in life she has. And in this scene, this little girl answers very shyly, because she has been conditioned to be embarrassed of her own existence. At first, she answers slowly, and without making eye contact. And in this scene this little girl is beginning to realize that maybe she is special. Maybe there are kind people in the world. Maybe she is worth something.
It’s also when a lot of boys and girls watching got their sexual awakening when Miss Honey lowered her glasses like that.
I just got fucking whiplash and the culprit is injuries-in-dust
I’m just paraphrasing Mara Wilson herself.
And did this really not do anything to you?
Energy.
Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.