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[bronzyglow]

you have the power to attract all the love you dream of and deserve

[snailina]

cute date idea:

we got to the botanical gardens. i point at all the plants i like. u point at all the plants u like

[flowury]

r u ever just like God i am So Thankful highschool is over forever lol

[rasticore]

“there’s a series of checks and balances to prevent the president from doing whatever they want”

[courtjester69420]

favourite thing about hozier’s songs are that at first listen they’re beautiful prose but  then u listen to it again and u go “wait this is HORNY” 

[allerliefste-archive-deactivate]

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

[klaarg]

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[smute]

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

[puyopuyo]

it really is friday night when you think about it

[corpsefaking-moved]

no one:

high school boys: i am going to say a slur now

[l0nely-smiles]

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

[eversncenewyork]

are u ever too stressed to do anything like ur literally so stressed that it has reduced u to someone who stares at the wall for two hours instead of doing the things u need to do that will make u unstressed

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.

[alternative-queens]

I feel like everyone has the right to privacy, even if you’re the most famous person in the world.

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite