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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes [part 2]

the red herring

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

cannedviennasnausage

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

flanoirbunny

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

shutupandtalkgeekytome

This post got weird

jennytrout

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

captainclickycat

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

the-final-sif

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

charl0ttan

knightwithahundredkings

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

homeiswhere-thephobicis

tahthetrickster

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

fatgrowlithe

runner up

zzoupz

this probably doesn't count as a rage comic but its up there

thelesbianthespianposts

starting a series I’m calling “Stuff I like in Baseball”

The big stretch the first baseman has to do to catch the ball and remain on base

When a pitch rolls away and the catcher has to look all threatening at the base runners when he gets it

When the batter strikes out so bad and he can tell

When the fielder gives up trying to catch the home run ball

When the second baseman tries to catch a ball twenty feet above him

more to come

exitwound

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will

anistarrose

[ID: a screenshot of the Man in Red and the Black Cat from Ghost Trick standing under a spotlight together. Dialogue bubbles are edited in with the man saying "i'm [redacted]" and the cat saying "and i'm [redacted]". Flaming text below reads: "The Spoiler Brothers." End ID.]

qcharlie

please god watch this right now

fangirltothefullest

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.