[why-d0-i-exist]

[chilewithcarnage]

[starlorddude]

Dad: *doesn’t want a dog*

Family:*gets dog anyway*

Dad and the dog:

[unearthlydust]

[slafgoalskybaby]

You're doing amazing sweetie

[subtubitles]

[humorblr]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[evanstar]

Chris Evans, Behind The Scenes, 91st Annual Academy Awards, 24 February 2019.

[theavengers]

[octopussoir-]

[probablynot404]

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

[itsaubreylmfao]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

[lbyrinth-deactivated20210324]

FUCK

[badkidgorgug]

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

[reinerist]

[como-chin-gas]

[bearlyholdingittogether]

It’s that time of year again!

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

[butmuhgains]

FUCKING U N I T

[feedeeadventures]

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[positronicpussy]

WHAT

[odin-n-out]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99