we all fall in parallel

i'm jesús // 29 // he/him i forgot to grow out of my emo phase, so i think im stuck like this

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[queen-zigzag]

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[ivy-michaels]

Happy 10th birthday to tumblr user 2-shane-s being the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[dogpuppy]

[makingimages]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[slack-wise]

[kushblazer666]

[deadlittledogs]

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

true as hell

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[gaytanic-panic]

[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

average sized bloodborne mensis cage

[headspace-hotel]

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

[headspace-hotel]

"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

[lilacblossoms]

Thank you for the perspective check

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted