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[qqchurch]

fascinating things are happening over at twitter where a fan base is developing over videos of very abstract horses bouncing around in equally abstract race tracks

there's already anthropomorphized fanarts and fanfics of the horses a la uma musume and they're already making yuri out of them

but the funniest part is that they're abbreviating them as HRT girls which is... yeah lmao

[qqchurch]

uma musume... 2!!!!!

[darthcontusion]

Oh is THAT what this is all from??? I was thinking "this doesn't look like a story uma musume would be allowed to tell what with the horse barons and whatnot"

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Jovial Merryment had the time to fuck Yellow on the track and still won the race. No one can do it like her

[ampervadasz]

[this-is-dev]

I would fucking DIE for Wallace

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[icebats]

OH MY GOD

[spikepitplayset]

To anyone wondering, 800+ cases is way too much. Imagine a checklist of 800 things, and checking the conditions of each thing in the list at a minimum of 30 times per second.

[u-f-owen-deactivated20160614]

[kingofthehillcaps]

[gindaddy6969]

- Bobby embraces his inner racist

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Kahn is a literal piece of shit half the time and Bobby had no problems dating his daughter Connie so what y’all not about to do is slander my mans like that.

[carnival-phantasm]

I can’t believe people are trying to drag Bobby Hill

[dourtrent8144]

They reached and got nothing

[betterbemeta]

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

as someone who didn’t have a wii are you guys okay

[gristolmalik]

found this Gem, This Certified Tumblr Artifact at the thrift store for a buck fifty today. i saw it and immediately had to have this horror

[iguanamouth]

apriishydoeden submitted: Shhhhh

It is nap time for car park gulls

everybody please be quiet, please

[deverified]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[iguanamouth]

Now Youve Gone And Done It

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[dancing-cockroaches]

[cadaverkeys]

i had a dream where the hottest meme on tumblr was like… posts where you listed off people who should be prioritised for safety if the great flood happens again (like noahs arc) and it got to the point where they would span for hours and hours down your dash listing more and more obscure traits like “people who have had a front tooth removed but never had a filling” and “people who stood in dog shit last saturday”

[cadaverkeys]

i dont think i explained this concept well enough, i remember some of the images and they looked like this

[toopunktofuck]

[folk-punk]

i will Take Him

[despazito]

[parakeet]

[parakeet]

Congratulations! DOUBT has unlocked exclusive bonus content!

[bogleech]

This is a folk tale for a future “Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark.”

“Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink” came the voice once more, closer and closer. The computer wasn’t even on anymore.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

and yet the silence from the alvin and the chipmunks fandom is deafening.

[horrorwilly]

they’re just too high pitched like a dog whistle