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seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?

seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack

orvaign97

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sketchbookprotest

this was an important read

frejann

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel

frejann

I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING

an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other

thildasbeinhaus-deactivated2020

gay knights is literally my kink

warriormale

Cool cartoon!

When Men fight, they bond.

Eros, the love of Manliness, bonds Manly Men who fight.

Train and fight!

Always seek Manliness!

WarriorMale

And now, a special message about Tarzan’s Dad.

#tarzan's dad #tarzan

charlesoberonn

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

artigust

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

charlesoberonn

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

old-manrupee

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

charlesoberonn

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

erinye

This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!!

charlesoberonn

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

charlesoberonn

Well then…

Let’s get to work.

charlesoberonn

Without further ado, and over a year in the making:

The final draft of the script

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS FILM

rouge-fox-expanded

Is this on kickstarter?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It should be :D

undrinkablesmoothie

JUST DO IT!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

GIVE US THE DUCKS

inspirational

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

dirtyfnafconfessions

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

giraffepoliceforce

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

sketchbookprotest

this is awesome

rainbowgazes-archive

2miles-deactivated20240310

sketchbookprotest

signal poost

i read the black cat and it was cool.

(then i forgot not to draw on the background layer and accidentally ruined this aaa)

#poe #edgar allen poe #the black cat #the raven #goth chic #illustration

neverthere12345

orvaign97

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the colour is mayonnaise

give up wizards are real

#give up wizards #wizard #wizards #give up #comic

halles-comet

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.

Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.

People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.

It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening.

Regular customers included:

A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject

A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”

An actual group of Neo-Nazis

An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)

Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time

A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”

I have more these are just off the top of my head

halles-comet

I can’t believe I forgot

two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not

I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.