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[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[hoodiehorizon]

Me the first half of The Backrooms: "oh I get it. He's a down on his luck failed architect and even more failed furniture store owner who's trying to better himself. He'll probably be fascinated with the furniture/architecture of the backrooms and start selling the items there for money + notoriety. And eventually he'll go deeper and deeper to get more and more items until he gets trapped and encounters The Horrors. A classic tale of hubris :) "

Me the second half of the backrooms:

[banquo-and-macbeth]

new evidence just dropped, add it to the list...

[smallpwbbles]

I love that Pomni just reads people and tells them about themselves, she’s the third crash out in this series

[battlecouplesoulmates]

Blake's Kind of Woman

Bumbleby Anniversary 2026 Day 1

Inspired by X & X

[thetruequeenoftheabyss]

Silly lil thing i made this morning cuz i can't get the iron lung worms to vacate my brain 😊

[ch0c0-f4n]

Reject modernity (feeding capitalist companies), Embrace tradition (supporting indie studios)

[qsycomplainsalot]

[mobilis-in-mobili]

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

[lilybug-02]

why is this the funniest thing I've seen all day?

[ratatosk777]

this is so stupid but this idea came to me when I woke up today

[caezavio]

you can try

[sakurabraches]

elphaba being like "look at me" and then glinda's face lighting up and then she has to be like "no, try again you stupid dyke" is the funniest possible way they could've delivered that scene

[moghedien]

Glinda to Dorothy: Yup, if you want to travel to the Emerald City you have to follow this road and only this road for like 70 miles in heels. Everyone does it like that don’t worry about it

Glinda traveling to the Emerald City:

[liv0]

I'm convinced they had to delete this cause it counts as a sex scene

[paleode-ology]

ahshdhf okay but can you imagine being madame morrible and you finally find the one person you need to secure yours and the wizards positions of power and she’s PERFECT because everyone hates her and by providing literally the bare minimum comfort and encouragement you’re 100% sure you’ll be able to brainwash her. And then one night at 1 am she shows up at your door and BEGS YOU to let her roommate (didn’t they hate each other?) study alongside her and you absolutely despise the roommate but goodness knows you Cannot let your most promising student in decades slip out of your grasp. Worst of all, you have to tell the roommate Right Now??? So you get dressed for the club in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT to talk to the preppiest most shallow 20 yo girl you’ve ever met in your years of teaching. I would never teach a lesbian again LMAOOOOO

[youvebeengalindafied]

love that in the wickedverse, this poor 12 year old is just stuck in the middle of the most insane dyke drama Oz has ever seen

[redwinesupercvnt]

"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.

[susiephone]

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"