hey

ethan  21  australia

[thebestoftumbling]

Corgi on a Carousel

[everquest92]

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

[ryandevon]

This is the cutest thing omg

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

I love this.

[cycirish]

Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!

[mainflopgirl]

imagine steve getting call me maybe or something stuck in his head and then getting upset that he has to wait 70 years to hear it again

[mainflopgirl]

peggy is like “steve what’s the weather outside?” and steve is like “give me a second i’ll just google it” and then he realizes and is just sitting there like

[totaltrashmammall]

I’m sorry but the idea of Steve realizing he actually misses modern technology is the funniest shit ever

[elven-oracle]

Steve: Alexa what’s the weather

Peggy: Who the fuck was Alexa?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[ankha85]

[arachnopus]

[punchodile-defunct]

This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand it’s even funnier

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[chonce]

when I tell u I LOST IT

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[teathattast]

sound: [ON]

[midiport]

here’s the caption from twitter

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[montereybayaquarium]

what should you do if you see a mantis shrimp in the wild?

Are you a crab? Our answer changes if you are a crab. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Instead of paying $1 for a bookmark, you could just use the dollar as a bookmark.

[iamoutofideas]

you could just pee anyehere

[firesuns-archive]

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

[firesuns-archive]

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

[bugkeeping]

met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

SOUND ON

[zhe-lazy-fox]

aw confused bee sounds like a chicken XD

[kissaubasard-deactivated2019032]

It is a chicken

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

[foppish-crow]

 I eat cereal with water

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

[bipirate]

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship