I have reached dire levels of unemployed

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[studiofiftyfours]

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

if you call your girlfriend a bitch you gotta die I don’t make the rules

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[grettski]

That baby don’t even look like me.

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[whatamidoinghere413]

Ok but the parallels between alicent hightower and her son daeron vs the parallels between rhaenyra and the rest of alicent’s children

[kazz-brekker]

i genuinely don't consider rhaenyra getting her period in that episode to be misogynist or that it shows her to become a hysterical woman because of it. i think it's just an acknowledgement of yet another situation rhaenyra finds herself in where she's trying to hold a traditionally masculine position and feels betrayed by the physical reminder that she wasn't born a man, similarly to the scene in season 1 where she goes into premature labor while all the men in her council are discussing plans for war without her. the reality of being someone who menstruates is that it can happen at inconvenient times when you're trying to do something important!

[eylih05]

Like I was saying the other day...

[heathersapples]

rhaenyra: alicent i’m holding you hostage. i’m giving you food and water and a maid and also i’m gonna come and talk to you every couple of hours (you’re still hostage) also i can’t think straight unless im with you please talk to me

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[westenraskiss]

“Mummy I frew up” but in a morning sickness kinda way

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices