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crabussy

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

crabussy

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

crabussy

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

crabussy

I am nineteen years old

crabussy

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

crabussy

. yeah okay true I did do that

lunebrew

sighs wistfully and forlornly and woefully and

#literally me and my wife

so-much-for-subtlety

sappyism

several ways

gender-trash

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

roach-works

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

lightshiningforth

sock-ness-monster

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

thedeepsharks

big and round shark

earhartsease

*slaps shork* this bad boy can hold so many remoras

swagging-back-to

for those wondering, she was/is 2.5x the size of the average bullshark.

bull sharks are usually 250lbs. she was around 600.

she was also a complete diva

json-derulo

I saw this post yesterday, misread the headline as “Florida drivers”, thought “yeah, makes sense, not the worst thing that could happen on I-4 tbh,” and just kept scrolling

paleo-violet

"this big female roled up with the confidence and swagger of a true apex predator "

goals tbh

sharkflan

can’t stop picking my lip :o)

raddagher

some artists are just extremely capable of capturing emotions that elude the english language

lobstabear

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.